[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 6 points 48 minutes ago

A bomb maker could make lots of bombs over a very long life.

Suicide bombers only succeed once.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Still sounds like fascism.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Distribution maybe? I'm pretty sure the farmers aren't getting any of that

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Is that actually far left extremism, or just fascism with a misleading name tag?

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

SEE?!?! BoTh SiDeS aRe ThE sAmE!!

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 18 points 8 hours ago

I have yet to meet an extreme liberal that wanted to declare one of my children inferior to other humans.

I can't say the same about conservatives.

I think most parents will agree that they are looking out for their kids first, and until your platform respects all of my children like they were your own, it gets NO support from me.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Haven't you heard about how the immigrants are shutting down the labor unions and making it rain when you have plans?!?

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Sometimes acting like an idiot can be funny. You clearly haven't figured out how. I'm just going to block you until you figure it out. Good luck on your journey.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 20 points 16 hours ago

Is this a joke? Because it's about as funny as a rock in your shoe.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Would you expect them to stand around and wait until he did fire a shot?

"Yes, sir, the subject is aiming the rifle directly at the former president."

"Hold your ground. He hasn't done anything illegal yet. Wait, check and see if he's parked illegally. THEN we'd have reason to stop him!"

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago

Prostate massages prove it's all in the butt.

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

Corporate America has programmed people to HUSTLE! BE THE BEST! ACHIEVE! MAKE MORE MONEY!!! for so long that they now need to pay someone to come and teach us how to relax, enjoy the moment and be happy again.

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I was relieved to see there were no bids on the Nazi trash.

I wonder if there's some guy out there that collects little metal cars who really wants to bid, but doesn't want to be the guy who bought the Nazi coin.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

I've been invited to attend a Tim Walz rally tonight, and I have no idea what to expect. Share your stories and get me pumped up to see our next VP!

Update: Everybody was right, lots of standing and clapping, but what I really didn't expect was the sense of family I felt with all these strangers around me. We'd bump into each other, and laugh it off, one guy was telling me about how his son was thinking about going to the college that I work at (I was still wearing my shirt from work), and we all just knew that we were working together to make great things happen. I'll probably skip the next one, but it was a great experience. I'm glad I went, and would recommend going to one if you have a chance, and a candidate you believe in.

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Make-up and KISS!

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This one's for JusticeforPorygon!

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Imagine apartments built into what used to be department stores, (Oh, you're JC Penny 203? I'm at Sears 106). Get those old arcades up and running. Set up meal stations at the food court. Once people actually live there, stores will start to move back in.

If I'm unable to finish my life in my own home, that doesn't sound like a terrible option.

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My kids and I watched the first two episodes last night, and I'm impressed. It feels like Fallout. I like the characters so far, and they squeeze in enough game references to keep my brain spiking with recognition.

We set the bar pretty low on video game adaptations, but I feel this one's doing alright so far!

What does everyone else think? (Let's keep spoilers to a minimum. Most of us probably weren't able to watch the whole thing in one night.)

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From Bing, because I'm an AI novice who just wants to play!

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She is currently heading home with a clean bill of health and about to meet her new siblings!

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...it kind of looks like a V.

Niagara Falls; Viagra Rises.

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