Rhynoplaz

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

I don't. I tell my wife that I'll do X by this day. Once there's a deadline involved, even if it's the last minute, I will do it to avoid disappointing my wife.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Found the guy from Arrakis.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Rolled up sleeves. Just trust me.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

I've been wondering this quite a bit lately.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I recommend looking into how much warning ACTUAL mass shooters usually give.

I totally believe your friend didn't mean anything by it, but assuming the cops would just feel the same way without knowing anything else about him is delusional.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Not just blood...

Why you think he's so grumpy all the time? He can't risk a single drop of semen becoming an army of wolverines.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

No worries, I wouldn't bet on it if I wasn't guilty myself.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But what does it say?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (14 children)

I bet that at least 80% of us have a shirt that references a cartoon character and/or their franchise.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Let's say you're the cops and someone tells you about a threat. Would you rather investigate the threat and find that it was nothing, or ignore the threat and have to explain why you didn't do anything about the mass shooting that you were warned about?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I'm with you. I'm often somewhere that sound would be inappropriate. Captions please.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I think you're probably joking, but if not, you're best bet is probably just finding the foot fetish community (I haven't looked, but I guarantee there is one) and post a pic. See what kind of reaction you get.

 

This is something I thought up earlier today.

I'm not sure if the phrasing is too ambiguous or not. I've been doing cryptic crosswords lately, which include very misleading clues (hint hint).

Give me your answers and any suggestions on phrasing that might make this better, without making it too easy!

 

Great news everyone! I've just been offered a position to remotely train an AI and I can make up to $6000 a day!

Yeah, right.

I'm in the middle of a conversation with someone who randomly instant messaged me. I like to play dumb with these people and then occasionally throw some obscure questions at them and watch them squirm, or just toss subtle insults in my replies.

Anyone else get a kick out of messing with these scammers? Any particular shenanigans you like to throw at them, out any good stories that have come from it?

 

22 years ago (has it really been THAT long?), we got rid of this law.

I think everybody should wear a helmet every time. Not wearing a helmet is extremely stupid and dangerous. I've known lots of people who have riden without a helmet and have been fine, but I also had a cousin that died that way.

That being said, this feels like a "protect me from myself" or "we'll decide for you, since you can't be trusted to make good choices." law. I think I'd rather it stay the way it is, let people make their own poor choices.

I'm curious what others think.

 

The Cursed Egg.

The only way it could be any worse is if it was a rental too.

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And now my wife finally has stackable laundry in the kitchen.

 

He went to a yard sale with his mom and this is what he picked out.

 

Not at all what I expected. It's just a big metal frame covered with wood planks, mats, and canvas.

 

In the past 24 hours, I've gotten three calls from mortgage companies looking for my ex-wife. I was pretty sure that she wouldn't put my phone number on her applications, so I asked the last guy who called how he got my number. He explained that they watch EVERYBODY'S credit, and when a mortgage inquiry pops up on anyone's report, they call every number that's ever been associated with that person, just so they can try to snatch the business from the company that ran the inquiry.

One of the callers, after being told I was not my ex, proceeded to read off her birthday and ask if that's when I was born. "No, but thanks for sharing her private information without permission."

If anybody was thinking about using Rocket Mortgage, I would recommend that you don't. If they are this shady on cold calling, I wouldn't trust anything else they do.

 
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