“Serve with mayonnaise.”

EDIT: okay, omit the mayonnaise and lettuce, substitute mascarpone for the cottage cheese, and it wouldn’t be half bad …

Every line I read it just got worse

lol ... and what was the average life expendency in the 70s?

Serve with mayonnaise.

ffs how did they make it so much worse on the very last line

It's definilety a recipe but I can't see how it can make a meal... I must be some sort of joke.