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>rimming this twink's asshole
>dipping into his sauce with my tongue like a McNugget
>in between his little bitch moans, he spits out my dick, all sloppy and covered in spit
>he says "I've been a bad boy, daddy."
>I pull my tongue out of his boipucci just long enough to say "What?"
>he says he kidnapped a few journalists and executed them in the Bangladesh genocide of 1971
>I fucking busted in his mouth

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[-] weeahnn@lemmy.world 40 points 5 months ago

Wow, a greentext where fake and gay is actually applicable. amazing

[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago
[-] weeahnn@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

I would actually love it to be true.

Well except the "Bangladesh genocide of 1971" part. Everything else sounds like a usual Wednesday night.

[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

That’s what you WISH to believe, we all know he’s wanted for war crimes.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 5 months ago

Understandable, can relate.

[-] Zyrinth@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm 33M from Bangladesh, I've never seen this genocide.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangladesh_genocide

I’m glad it hasn’t affected you, but it’s real enough.

[-] Zyrinth@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Sorry, it was a joke. I wasn't even alive when it happened.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

lol, well now I get the joke

this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2024
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