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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 56 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's all good though, there's a two year project underway to upgrade to Access.

[–] nayminlwin@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We keep our product information catalogue in a sqlite file.

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

sqlite works surprisingly well even for non trivial loads I find

[–] nayminlwin@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wished browser standard would just adopt something close to sqlite instead of IndexedDB.

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago
[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee -2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

BRO

Migrate that shit to MySQL or PostgreSQL immediately. You are playing with fire.

[–] h3rm17@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

So lomg as you back it up and it does not have multiple write transactions concurrently, swlite works pretty fine even fornbig loads.

[–] lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

As the defacto Excel guy in my office... I'm sorry. Also, I'm kind of proud of what I managed to accomplish.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Sounds like chaotic good, of something?

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago
[–] writeblankspace@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

hmm looks like Lemmy and Mastodon reflect each other's memes

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago

Well they are both interoperable

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 points 2 years ago

When we made a new webshop for the fancy clothing store.

"With the new software you may use your own SKUs (stock keeping units) in the online store so that you don't have to translate its IDs to yours manually." - "Oh, we always used the IDs from the old webshop. Mrs Schmidt always keeps stock by herself."