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[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 40 points 6 months ago

If only the legal system would also fine companies many times their earning potential for their infractions.

[-] OrangeCorvus@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

Well they should have fined Facebook for the Cambridge Analytica scandal, a couple of trillions. That would have taught a lot of companies about ~~ethics~~ how to not lose all your money.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 6 months ago

Instead we issue paltry fines to corporations. Simply, because we have convinced the public that corporations are job creators. Who doesn't love a job creator!?

[-] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

Me. The people that created my job are fucking morons and have no business creating jobs

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 37 points 6 months ago

Financially enslaved for life by a corporation. What a sick world we live in. Fuck Nintendo.

[-] Clbull@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago

People like Gary Bowser are the reason why we need copyright reform.

[-] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 30 points 6 months ago

Legally, he’s not allowed to mess around with modern gaming hardware.

I find these things very disgusting. Not sure if that extends to computers in general. But courts can and have basically prevented "hackers" from taking part in modern life or use the skills they are good at to make ends meet.

[-] anivia@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 months ago

No one seems to be enforcing that part of his sentence, judging by the fact he recently came out with a new flashcard for the Nintendo switch, and people already found proof he is behind it

[-] recapitated@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

And make products better

[-] sir_reginald@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

fuck paying Nintendo for life. I hope he can move to a country where Nintendo won't be able to enforce anything and start a new life. He committed a victimless crime which shouldn't even be a crime IMO and even worse, he was imprisoned for it. And now he has to live as a slave for Nintendo the rest of his life?

I don't really know which countries would legally shield him from Nintendo's bullshit tho.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

14 million dollars. What a stupid and useless punishment, even as an example to others. Cruel and unusual. Anyone going to the piracy level of the crew he was involved in isn't going to be deterred. They'll take their chances. All this did was make some dude with a hard life suffer more. That's multiple lifetimes of money that a billion dollar corporation will never see, or need. Way to go, court system. Ruining a life for no good reason.

[-] Ancalagon@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Just 8.2 lifetimes. No biggie.

[-] 5in1k@lemm.ee 17 points 6 months ago

I would literally attempt to assassinate the head of Nintendo if this happened to me.

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[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

Let's change the crime to a pie..... I take a pie and leave it out in front of my house on the front of the fence (aka firewall). Now the pie is special because It comes with instructions on how to make it under the plate.

Mr Gary is walking his dog down the street. His dog torrent smells that pie and grabs the plate carefully bringing it to Mr Gary. Mr Gary is a little embarrassed but hey it's outside the wall so what could it hurt.

They get home and Mr Gary eats the pie with his good ol friend torrent, and he notices the recipe. He loves the pie so he gives the recipe to all his friends. Sure the ingredients do cost money but in the case of software they do not. Now everyone is enjoying this new pie flavor and not buying it from Mr Nintendo the pie makers and plumbing company. So Mr Nintendo sues Mr Gary for all the pies that would have been sold. 14million dollars based on the pecan recipe previously sold.

So who is at fault? Fucking Nintendo! Don't leave your brand new pies out in the public you dumb asses!

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Now, judge Dread suggests..."the fence is still in Mr Nintendo's Property"..... 🤔.! Really?

Then why does Mr. Google and all his friends go up to my fence to collect cookies when I leave my fence open? Shouldn't I be able to sue their ass just because I can't quite close my fence to them?

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 months ago

Bowser maintains that he could have fought the allegations, and that other members of the hacking group remain at large. … It was easier, he claims, to plead guilty … Bowser now has to send Nintendo 20-30% of any money left over after he pays for necessities such as rent.

… Bowser … thinks that after rent, he has a couple of hundred dollars leftover for food and other necessities. He assumes he’ll be turning to food support services.

Love charities supporting Nintendo. Good making an example out of him! That’ll teach future hackers to use TOR, I mean not do it!

[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Lol this man has to be on public services because Nintendo wants him to send them 20 bucks every month for the rest of his life. Fucking petty AND basically passing lots of cost on to taxpayers AND they still will never stop pirates. Fuck Nintendo, yo.

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[-] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago
[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

At this point, I refuse to give Nintendo any money. I love their games, but the way they run their company is horrible. Screwing this guy over is just one point on a very long list.

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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago

he also, improbably, shares it with Nintendo of America’s current president, Doug Bowser

Nintendo really has a thing for Bowsers. They arrested one, and have another as its CEO.

[-] skydivekingair@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

It’s also a character in some of their games! 😅

[-] RememberTheApollo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago
[-] Jtee@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

It's true, he's not lying. I'd know, my dad works for Nintendo.

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What's funny is that pirates often become paying customers when they can afford it. So it's not unlikely that Bowser helped stoke the flames of nostalgia in thousands of gamers. And what kind of console do you think those people are going to get for their kids if they ever start a family?

[-] Defaced@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Darknet diaries had a really good episode on this guy and his mod chip business. It's really fascinating stuff, but Nintendo really ruined his life.

[-] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago
[-] J12@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Don’t donate too much, Nintendo’s gonna take that shit.

Dude needs to move to a country without Nintendo jurisdiction and restart the GoFundMe. I’d give the dude $100. Fuck Nintendo over that.

[-] erwan@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

He only has to pay 20% of his left over after expenses like rent.

And if the GoFundMe reaches the amount he owes, he'll be a free man.

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[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

More proof that justice is a multi-tiered system in America. Restrictions over cruel and unusual punishment don't apply to to the bottom rung of society when you have made the mistake of offending a rich capitalist or corporation.

[-] tabular@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

You should be allowed to modify your own hardware. Bowser does not "owe" Nintendo, they and the law gave him an offer he can't refuse.

[-] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

All that talk about the punishment fitting the crime in the justice system, unless you ruffle the feathers of some rich corporation.

[-] laverabe@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

why the hell doesn't he just declare bankruptcy and move on? That's what those laws are for.

[-] festus@lemmy.ca 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Not a lawyer, but bankruptcy laws sometimes won't apply to criminal penalties / restitution.

[-] autotldr@lemmings.world 3 points 6 months ago

This is the best summary I could come up with:


He got briefly caught up with the law during a stint fixing games consoles at flea markets, which nearly implicated him alongside vendors who sold pirated movies.

It was here that Bowser – who, in a case of nominative determinism that feels almost too trite to acknowledge, shares a name with Super Mario’s in-game antagonist – started becoming the face of Nintendo piracy.

In the late 00s he made contact with Team Xecuter, a group that produces dongles used to bypass anti-piracy measures on Nintendo Switch and other consoles, letting them illegally download, modify and play games.

While he says he was only paid a few hundred dollars a month to update their websites, Bowser says the people he worked with weren’t very social and he helped “testers” troubleshoot devices.

“And suddenly I wake up and see three people surrounding my bed with rifles aimed at my head … they dragged me out of the place, put me in the back of a pickup truck and drove me to the Interpol office.”

While inside, Bowser couldn’t always get the medical attention he needed, he claims, and even when he did, the realities of prison still exacerbated his health issues – he has elephantiasis in his left leg.


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[-] Badeendje@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm always surprised with the enormous show of force in cases like this. I would imagine sending him a letter informing him that he and his lawyer need to show up at the police/fbi/otherAlphabetAgency office on date X would have been sufficient.

[-] Arcane_Trixster@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Hasbro sent the literal Pinkertons after a Youtuber over Magic cards recently.

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[-] Infynis@midwest.social 4 points 6 months ago

Bowser says the people he worked with weren't very social and he helped testers" troubleshoot devices.

"And suddenly I wake up and see three people surrounding my bed with rifles aimed at my head ...

Wow, that escalated quickly

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[-] demonsword@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I feel sorry for the poor bastard

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 3 points 6 months ago

Is no one going to comment on how ironic it is that the guy's name is Bowser?

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

They did comment on that in the article. It's also the name of Nintendo of America's president.

[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Won't someone please think about Nintendo!?

I wonder if they send a person out to make sure he is eating gruel.

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