zqwzzle

joined 2 years ago
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 hours ago
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 hours ago

As a non JS dev 15/28 by selecting the most non-intuitive option. ¯\(ツ)

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

I promise to use it for good. And some evil.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

When doing SEAF artillery, gather the shells first so you know what you have and then turn on the console. Load them in the order you want them typically mini nuke > high ex > ex > napalm > static field > smoke.

When calling in supply, try to do so where it’s naturally where everyone is going to group up like on an objective or if you’re the first guy in line on the way to the next objective so people don’t have to run back.

If you’re split into two groups, try to ping the other teams guy to call in the reinforce before you call in someone away from their support weapons.

Sentries are better on high ground if available.

If shit is hitting the fan, anyone’s support weapons are up for grabs just give them back after.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago

With a toddler that has access to nuclear weapons

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

A 1-indexed array to the head

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

“Spread eagle pussy” with safe search on?

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

“Clam bake” would have been a better name

 

The only known instance of a naturally occurring fission reaction was discovered at the Oklo mine in the 1970’s. A discrepancy in the ^235^U concentrations had to be explained to ensure that none of the uranium was being diverted for weapons production.

 

Crossposted from https://lemmy.zip/post/33465449

Since the ordeal, more than $14,000 has been raised for the Cazuelas Mexican Cantina server, while the woman who left the message has allegedly lost her job

 

Waiting patiently for your squadmate to die democratically

 

As collected from /r/programmerhumor. I think I got all of them.

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