Octopus (beehaw.org)

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[-] derbis@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago

Make it a big hole, problem solved

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

Consentacles.

[-] Lath@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

Wait until he learns about squirrels.

[-] Lefrax@beehaw.org 2 points 9 months ago

I know it's a bit late but the joke would have been way better if he said "... And now I'm swimming like there's no tomorrow"

[-] zzzzz@beehaw.org 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Kind of like the mitochondria in eukaryotic cells... Perhaps you'd become the first in a line of human/octopus symbiotes!

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 1 points 10 months ago

Beware the Craken

[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Is this his son's foray into tentacle porn?

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