[A presidential photo of Bill Clinton from the 1990s. The caption reads, "Don't worry, it was an "official act".]

[a screenshot of a Facebook post from the Washingtron County Sheriff's Office, which reads, "INFORMATION NEEDED: For several nights now, women in dinosaur costumes have been harassing motorists in downtown Hagerstown." The post includes several security camera photos of the women in question. Above the screenshot, an added caption from another user reads, "god forbid women have hobbies".]

[a poster titled "Steal His Look", with a large photo of a mallard duck in the center. Around the mallard are various clothing items suggested as part of a complete outfit inspired by the duck, including orange "GTH Dandy Pants", a brown "Sweater Vest", a green "Beret", and a "Pop of blue" scarf.]

Alt text: A meme created from a still from the movie Jaws, where the asshole mayor is arguing with Chief Brody about closing the beach. The macro text says "For Christ's sake, tomorrow's the fourth of July!"

I know what I'm watching tonight 🦈

[a picture of a glistening fish(?) with very full, human-like lips and eyelashes, and possibly wearing a skirt. The caption reads, "Moisturized. Moisturized. Moisturizing. In my moisture. Moist".]

[a tweet quoting another tweet. The original tweet shows a stock photo of a woman blending a smoothie and smiling. The tweet reads: "see you in hell you stupid fruit". The quoting tweet reads: "Corporations removing their Pride logos at 00:00 tonight".]

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17132705

[a screenshot of a Tumblr post that reads: "if cis people are so great then why don't they have a siberian Orchestra"]

[an image of a tweet quoting another tweet. The main tweet is a screenshot of Metal Gear Solid, showing Snake standing shoulder-to-shoulder with other soldiers. The quoted tweet says, "l'm starting a polycule but we don't fuck or do anything romantic we just mobilize for militant reasons"]

[a drawing of 9 strange-looking people sitting in a circle on a small boat, out at sea. The boat has sprung a leak, and the furthest left man is observing it with a concerned expression. He is saying,

"Folks, we've got a hole in the deck!"

Every other person is saying something else in reaction to the leak. Going clockwise from the concerned man, the captions for the other people read:

"deadass?". This man is smoking.

"boatsisters...is it over?"

"lmao skill issue". This person is painting.

"yeah. and?" This person is wearing a dress and heels and waving a flag.

"i really wish i were playing Dark Souls III right now..." This person is looking over the edge and splashing the water with their hand.

"look at me i'm dababy". This person is plugging their ears with both hands.

"i'm in my shipreck arc, i'm such a boatpilled sinkmaxxer"

"a hole? bruh i'm coming for that boatussy i'm a freak fr. i'm clogging it bruh gimme one sec"

[A 4 panel comic by Sarah's Scribbles. The top 2 panels are titled "Young Me" and depict a young girl saying, "I want life to be big and grand!" and "Happiness comes from exciting adventures!". The bottom two panels are titled "Me Now". The bottom-left panel shows adult Sarah pouring a cup of steaming coffee and thinking, "Hell yeah". The bottom-right panel shows adult Sarah looking at their cat sleeping in a cat tree, and Sarah is thinking, "Oh HELL yeah".]

[A series of Tumblr posts. The first shows a picture of ravioli, and reads: "This dish has another name - herrgottsb'scheisserle or 'Fool the Lord' - because of the story of how it first came about. One of the most popular theories is that the Cistercian monks of Maulbronn Monastery (hence the name Maultaschen) didn't want to go without meat during Lent observance. So they concealed the forbidden food from the sight of the Lord by enclosing it in pasta dough."

The next Tumblr quote post reads: "Ravioli Of Lying To God"

The final Tumblr quote post reads: "God: What are you eating? Cistercian Monk: chews faster"]

[A painting of Jesus Christ, freshly nailed to the cross. There is a speech bubble coming from Jesus that says, "This is going to ruin the tour"]

[A four-panel comic. In the first panel, a bird says, "Shall we plan our annual bird meeting? How's 7AM?" The next two panels depict various birds saying "Yep!" and "Sounds good!". The final panel depicts an owl, saying nothing but looking very tired.]

Caption is "OK, you want religion in schools. But that means all religions, right?"

Image is a library with a group of eight children dressed in black cassocks with peaked hoods sitting cross-legged around a pentagram drawn on the ground.

EDIT: The pentagram is partially obscured by one of the children but one can infer that this must be AI generated and botched (as per the comments in this thread).

[A tweet from @equine__dentist on Twitter that reads "me to the homies after a single sip of beer". Below the tweet is a screenshot of an episode of SpongeBob Squarepants, where Mr. Krabs is pointing at SpongeBob and saying "Need one of your holes, boy-o."]

Napping, snacks, social media, minor chores.

[Image description: Mugatu meme template with top text that says "These coals" and bottom text that reads "so hot for up to 72 hours"]

I was told my compost puns were moldy after the last talk I gave, so this time I'm going with some memes that are straight 🔥🔥🔥

[a screenshot of Super Mario 64, depicting Mario running towards one of the paintings that also acts as a doorway into a level. The caption reads: "This is why I was banned from The Louvre".]