Jokes and Humor

[alt text: a text-and-image post. The text caption says: "This was the most insane stage of the pandemic". The image is a photo of a Christian baptism that took place during the height of the COVID-19 pandemic. On the left side of the photo, two young parents are standing with their baby, and on the right side of the photo, an older priest is standing, about 2 meters away from the others. The mother is holding up her baby by the arms and facing the baby towards the priest. The priest is wearing a mask, and aiming a water gun directly at the baby's head.]

[alt text: a screenshot of a tweet and a reply tweet. The original tweet by @Dashytwo says: "What's the funniest sports graphic you've ever seen?". The reply tweet by @mikaylaaaa777 contains no text, but just a photo from a hockey broadcast. The text on the lower third says: "COMING; ALL OVER THE ICE". The rest of the photo shows a close up of a hockey player sitting on the sidelines. The athlete is holding his jersey up with his chin, and his mouth is open. The photo cuts off at the player's waist, such that we cannot see his hands or the lower half of his body. The complete image suggests that the athlete is currently masturbating.]

I know, I know, keep my day job...

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[alt text: a screenshot of a tweet by @Sparrow_Admirer. The tweet says: "if you play as a girl in video games, have a fascination with feminine clothing, and 'wish you were a girl', I have some news for you: Huge, Ancient Forest World Discovered 630 Feet Down Sinkhole In China". ]

[alt text: a screenshot of a satirical news headline and an accompanying image. The headline says: "BREAKING NEWS: Clever migrant wears the Epstein files to hide from Trump administration." The accompanying image depicts a person wearing a ghillie suit made up of legal documents (presumably the Epstein files). The person is standing directly in front of an ICE officer, and the officer is saying, "I can't see anything!"]

[alt text: a photo of a box of Nestle bottled water. The plastic packaging on the top of the container has a printed image of a woman carrying a smiling little girl on her back. The packaging has been torn open at the spot where printed woman's mouth is, such that her mouth appears to be grotesquely large.]

[alt text: a screenshot of a pair of tweets. The first tweet, by @lottyburns, says: "You're offered $50,000 but if you accept it, the person you hate most in the entire world gets $100,000. Are you taking it?". The reply tweet by @FreyjaErlings, says: "This is called, 'having a job'."]

[alt text: A photo of a music concert with many elderly attendees, with an overlapping photo of a young, bearded man standing and wearing a "Blue Lives Matter" t-shirt. The image has a large caption that says, "I LOVE TWO THINGS: OUTLAW COUNTRY, AND, THE LAW".]

[alt text: a pair of image posts from users on BlueSky, referencing this news story (link). The first post, by @blueheronfarm.bsky.social‬, shows the Mean Girls meme of the "the Plastics" sitting in a convertible car, and saying, "Get in loser, we're beating up Big Balls". The caption on the post says, "Is this anything?". The second post, by @aidanobrien.bsky.social‬, shows the Joker meme of Robert DeNiro sitting at a late night talk show host desk, and he is saying, "You're laughing?!? Big Balls got beatenup by a 14-year-old girl, and you're laughing?!?!". The caption on the post says, "This is something, right?"]

[alt text: a photo of Donald Trump standing on the roof of a building. The photo has a caption that says "DIDDLER ON THE ROOF".]

[alt text: text that says: "Them - [quote] 'you can't just say that to a supervisor'". Below the text is an image of Brad Pitt as Achilles from the 2004 movie Troy. The image has a caption that says: "Me - [quote] "that's why no one will remember your name."]

[alt text: an illustration of a skeleton pointing a gun directly at the viewer. There is text in the image that says: "Trust my gut? The same gut that shit my pants last week? Yeah no thanks buddy".]