Jokes and Humor

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Hat (beehaw.org)

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Drink (beehaw.org)

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Why do mathematicians constantly get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? (lemdro.id)

submitted 1 week ago by mudkip@lemdro.id to c/humor@beehaw.org

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Because Oct 31 = Dec 25. (Octal 31 equals Decimal 25).

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List (beehaw.org)

submitted 2 weeks ago by remington@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org

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Whoever designed toilet paper is a genius (lemdro.id)

submitted 3 weeks ago by mudkip@lemdro.id to c/humor@beehaw.org

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Turning the paper red when im done wiping is a brilliant feature

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Luge (beehaw.org)

submitted 3 weeks ago by remington@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org

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Printer (beehaw.org)

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I get the feeling there's been a slight misunderstanding here (beehaw.org)

submitted 1 month ago by Zoop@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org

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Precisely (beehaw.org)

submitted 1 month ago by remington@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org

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Jabba (beehaw.org)

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whoopsie doo (beehaw.org)

submitted 1 month ago by theangriestbird@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org

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[alt text: a meme by "IRL Loading Screens", in the style of a loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion. The loading screen says, "Frost Guards are not immune to Ice Damage". Included with the text is a stylized photograph of an ICE officer slipping on a patch of ice in Minneapolis.]

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Wrench (beehaw.org)

submitted 1 month ago by remington@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org

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A Statler and Waldorf bit I came up with a while back (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml to c/humor@beehaw.org

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(the two reminisce about The Muppet Show)

Statler: Ah, The Muppet Show. Brings back so many memories...

Waldorf: Memories? What? You serious, Statler?

Statler: Yeah. All of the bad ones!

Both: OOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO

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Sofa (beehaw.org)

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Christmas (beehaw.org)

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my god... (beehaw.org)

submitted 2 months ago by theangriestbird@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org

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[alt text: a text-and-image tweet by Jake Flores @feraljokes. The text says: "Republicans forcing themselves to listen to Nicki Minaj right now". Below the text, there is a frame from the animated show "King of the Hill", where Hank Hill is wearing headphones and listening to music with a shocked expression on his face.]

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Look (beehaw.org)

submitted 2 months ago by remington@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org

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Doctor (beehaw.org)

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hol' up... (beehaw.org)

submitted 3 months ago by theangriestbird@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org

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[alt text: a photo from a local news broadcast about a local criminal. Two news anchors are sitting in front of a graphic captioned as: "BATHROOM INTRUDER?". Below the caption is a police sketch of the alleged "bathroom intruder". One of the two anchors looks very similar to the police sketch, and the other anchor is looking over at him with concern.]