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submitted 1 year ago by admin@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org

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[–] derbis@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

Make it a big hole, problem solved

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Consentacles.

[–] Lath@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Wait until he learns about squirrels.

[–] Lefrax@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

I know it's a bit late but the joke would have been way better if he said "... And now I'm swimming like there's no tomorrow"

[–] zzzzz@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Kind of like the mitochondria in eukaryotic cells... Perhaps you'd become the first in a line of human/octopus symbiotes!

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Beware the Craken

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Is this his son's foray into tentacle porn?