Whats up with the weird image quality with the text screenshot?
Sorry my scanner has been acting up.
Is it a newly acquired x-ray scanner, by any chance?
It's funnier because it implies the bit on the bottom is unimportant.
It’s fake
Exactly. Why call the cops when you can fire somebody a text?
It's really fake. If you have someone on video stealing, you call the police.
It’s not fake, I saw it on twitter too
Well that settles it
It's true, I was that tweet.
Not if I'm using my practice to sell laughing gas for some under the table fun money.
People who do nitrous recreationally are desperate for that medical-grade dentist hookup already. No blackmail needed.
Now using incriminating video to get me to floss regularly, that could work...
I was working at a hospital and an email came out asking if anyone knew where the Entonox delivery went as it had been 'mislaid'. This fucking thing was a divers scuba bottle welded onto a trolley so it could be wheeled around easily...
Damn right the whole flat had a hookah session with it - that would have lasted all weekend!
That poor hippo must feel so violated!
Omg, she's 100% flirting with him.
ngl that's a pretty good pickup line
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