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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Greed@lemmy.ml to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz
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[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago

The monkey paw disappears. Your finger curls.

[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 10 points 10 months ago

Granted. The monkey paw no longer exists in reality. However, every single work of fiction has now been infiltrated to include it as the main plot device. Everything from the Iliad to Mean Girls now unalterably revolves around the paw.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The monkey paw disappears. In its place is now a void in space the same shape and volume as the monkey paw. The crushing implosion and resulting explosive rebound is so loud and violent that it completely ruptures your eardrums and blows apart the hand in which you were holding the paw.

You’ve released the world from the paw, but at the cost of your hand and hearing.

[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

The paw would have to be extremely massive to cause that much of a shockwave lol

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Just voluminous.

[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I thought it was going to turn into a black hole

[-] wall_inhabiter@lemdro.id 5 points 10 months ago

Everything else ceases to exist along with it due to your generality

this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2024
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