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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago

They're better than dragons at fitting into tight spaces.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 months ago

Polymorphed dragons beg to differ

[-] Archpawn@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Or any dragon strong enough to force their way through.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

And wielding cool battle-axes, presumably.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago

It's been twenty hours and nobody has said anything gross. I think I might be at the grown-up table

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

Ratfolk: somehow worse than both rats and humans at everything

[-] Aielman15@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago
[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Better than a noone at everything

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Because Lizardfolk are an evolutionary peak of reptile genetics, whereas dragonborn are an off-shoot of draconic lines; one is a culmination of several key aspects in a single group, and the latter is a hereditary scraping of the barrel.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 6 points 6 months ago

Tbh you guys are comparing a blade of grass to a tree from an endangered species and complaining that the tree is stronger.

[-] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 months ago

Are they better at doing pushups though?

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Sure, lizard folk can do so many pushups and a normal lizard mainly just quits runs away after the first one. No contest.

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

I hate dragonborn. They are a race created by dragons but they don't have dark vision or flight? But don't worry they have shitty breath weapons.

[-] Somewhereunknown7351@kbin.social 9 points 6 months ago

Wait till i tell my dragonborn party

[-] Juggernaut@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Gem dragonborn tho... Kinda goes hard

[-] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Kobolds: Just silly little guys

[-] ursakhiin@beehaw.org 4 points 6 months ago

The lizard folk are better than dragons at fitting in the inn.

this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2024
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