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[-] some_guy 9 points 1 year ago

"God is testing you." "God has a plan." "God never closes a door without opening a window." "I'll pray for you."

Or any other religious bullshit. Keep that shit to yourself. I'm living in the real world.

[-] maporita@unilem.org 9 points 1 year ago

"You can't have your cake and eat it too". What is the flaming point of having cake if you can't eat it?

[-] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One time I baked a whole entire cake for myself. There was no occasion or anything I just wanted to have a cake and eat it too. It turns out cakes are really big and it's really hard for a single person to eat a cake faster than it turns all spongy and icky.

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[-] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

"You are your own worst enemy."

I hate it most when it's true.

[-] derivator@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

Oh sweet summer child

Yeah we get it, we've all seen Game of Thrones, too. If you have to be a condescending dick, at least be original.

[-] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I use that sometimes on my kids. But I've never seen GoT. That phrase WAY predates that show.

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[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Here's a quote used by media shills to defend crappy movies all the time: "[formerly great franchise] is now shitty. And why that's a GOOD THING."

[-] youpie@lemmy.emphisia.nl 4 points 1 year ago

in Dutch we have the saying "act normal, then your already weird enough' I fucking hate that quote so much

[-] Lobstronomosity@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Anything that references prosecco. See: "Come in if you have Prosecco" doormats.

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