submitted 2 months ago by OccamsRazer@lemmy.world to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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Apology for poor english

When were you when oj dies?

I was on the toilet reading Lemmy and sister posted on family chat

"Oj is dead"

"Oh"

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[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 18 points 2 months ago

I am masturbating to phone porn

Friend text me “OJ is dead”

I climax to the news of OJ’s death

Am sorry OJ was accident

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago

Don’t ask why I didn’t come to OJ’s funeral

It is because I already did

[-] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I was at the job

Coworker sees news on his phone, tells everyone

Goes room to room telling people. I do his job to cover for him. He comes back after an hour. Doesn't say Thank You.

[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

Désolé pour mauvais français.

J'étais dans cuisine pour préparer casse-croûte.

Mon téléphone sonne et je vois notification de Google news avec titre : OJ est mort.

Je m'en fou.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Dr appointment lol

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