xkbx

joined 1 year ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

thank you for creating children!

Sorry, that “thank you for creating content” guy isn’t here and I panicked

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 3 days ago (5 children)

How do we know that’s not just a tiny arm? Need a banana

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 4 days ago

Me playing platformers

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I knew it was witchcraft

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Explain how you rotate the image but the text is never upside down

Explain now

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 61 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Fake: Open source is the most efficient way to get communities to push and develop technology. People gathering to discuss, work, and share solely for the interest of the subject, serves the subject. People putting in effort in exchange for resources will only be serving self-interest, and never be wholly dedicated to the project goal.

Gay: Capitalists are only interested in advancing technology for monetary gain; if reversing genuine improvement serves their greed, they will do (and have done) so.

Edit: double gay, most open source people are also wearing cute thigh high socks rn

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 146 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Damn USA about to include itself on its own travel advisory list

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

NINTENDO SIXTY FOURRRRRRRRR

Sorry, different console. But I’m sure you had the same energy

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 12 points 1 week ago

ugh yes gimme that fucking LORE

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“Vance…. Vance… big brother…”

“WHAT DID YOU DO TO ELON, DONNIE!?”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 12 points 2 weeks ago

Ridiculous. Everyone knows it’s to commemorate Foxy Boxing, when a foxy boxer at a high-end strip club in Rhode Island sued her employer after her silicone breast implants were ruptured in a fight.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 2 weeks ago

sensitive dickheads?

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On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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