xkbx

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yes sorry my internet presence can be a wild ride. I never know if I lob a comment too far but that sweet sweet validation is like UberEats and a stolen credit card to a racoon

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

I can get a solid 2-3 hours on Baldur’s Gate 3 (with a bunch of mods) before I have to worry about plugging it back in. All the other games I play right now are the other ones that you’ve mentioned are older games that really don’t drain the battery at all. I’ve used mine pretty consistently since November December of last year, and I haven’t really noticed a drop in performance of battery life.

I really wanna try some of the newer games that look great like that Clair Obscur 33 game to see how it compares.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

What shit that was a typo, that’s what I meant to say. I stole that joke off a creep comedian in jail so I won’t credit them but it’s a fairy that flies around with a bicycle pump at night, and gives a little pump each night to all the little estrogen receivers and achievers across the world

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 39 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

May the breast bump fairy visit you thrice this night

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 31 points 19 hours ago

When the government tried to take away transfats, I sat and didn’t fight

When the government tries to take away transrats, I stand on haunches and bite

There will be no cheeses for the angry meeces, only traps coming down to snap your neck in pieces

May your tails knot and bind you together, vile rodent mob. You will not find my company amongst thee

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 25 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

By gawd what a compelling mastery of story telling and art. Even when the weird little pieces come together, there’s still so much mystery and wonder

In the words of our people, thank you for creating content (☞゚∀゚)☞

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Is this how she’s getting her cyberarm?

The framing had me worried for a second…

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I sleep exclusively on my sides, I can guarantee you, my arm only goes numb when I go into cardiac arrest

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 93 points 2 days ago

“God I wish I’d shoot him like I shot that kid back in Vietnam”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ostie d’gang de chodé

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Are they saying the Pieces d’Autos guys are little pricks?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 17 points 2 days ago

Some sort of cartesian graph

 
 
 

baking sheets with vegetables in the oven, below the sheet on the left has yellow text reading “SATIRE CRINGE ACCOUNT” and sheet on the right has pink text reading “SINCERE CRINGE ACCOUNT”

 
 
 
 

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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