I wasn’t expecting the drop to hit so hard
These memes jerk me around lately
I used to think I was a hot commodity in the gay community until I realized it was only the ugly old guys hitting on me. Never the hot young ones. Let me tell you, my illusions were shattered. But then I got older and the young hot ones started giving me fuck-me eyes and now my illusions are back again
one peep’s trash is another homie’s treasure
11-7, my favourite convenience store
can’t even have a public wank in peace anymore what is the world coming to
While you were lifting weights, I was studying the booty shorts
the far left, like peanut butter, is soft, but resilient and creamy. The far right, like peanut brittle, is hard, but fragile.
Obviously the one going for armpit action at top right
Over 12k strokes for the average man, if you were wondering
The “then” referring to the PS3 era is hurting my joints
Also, “free” v-cards. It’s a scam. You think they’re giving you something for free but then turn around after giving it to you and demand like $3-$4. I was shocked, I thought they were handing out nice valentine cards to be kind but it was a street scam