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I mean all you really need is two butt cheeks and a tight pair of shorts. The comments will come

what kind of jelly supremacist bullshit do you have to be on to merit this

Do not ask for which goon the goon goons for, it goons for thee

try your own feet first but then swallow

who’s more fool, the poster who posts gooner bait, or the gooner that goons to it?

Capra Demon is just a hot guy in a mask. His abs are so firm you could grate CHEESE on them

We’ve said the word exploit so many fucking times they’ve lost all damn meaning!

I apologize for the exploitives.

“We’re gonna need you to burn at least 500lbs of tires for every tree planted.”

This goes way too hard. The art, the rage, the message. It’s a three alarm fire, and there’s only two bells 🔥🔥🔥

Wait isn’t he 50? I’m gonna need a sugar somebody soon because my retirement plan right now is freedom 95

Go nuclear. DOES SHE HAVE A GRANDFATHER

candescent souls death screen sure is cheerier