There are not millions of the creature on the left, they are just a common ancestor that long ago diverted in to humans and OTHER apes... You fucking idiot.
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Humans are Apes
No Oxford comma, it's inclusive, "humans and other apes" :)
The reason we don't see 'pre-today humans' walking around is that humans and other primates, like monkeys, have common ancestors. Over millions of years, different environmental pressures led to diverse evolutionary paths. Monkeys continued evolving into various species, just as our ancestors evolved into modern humans. It's not a case of one transforming directly into another but branching paths from shared roots. #EvolutionExplained
Right, but what the fuck happened in Stoke??
Right? The premise of this meme is dumb, but is Stoke-on-Trent the Florida of England? I feel like this could be a really funny joke and I just donโt know what it is. And I want to know.
In England the joke is more than the next town over are subhumans. This goes for every town. Sometimes mutually. Think Shellbyville/Springfield rather than Florida man. It's all just local slander, you could just as easily say Chatham, or Grimsby, or Cornwall.
Idk... Have you been to Stoke?
On a cold rainy night?
Would you offer your leg to the dog with the blue orchids?
Also, hominids have a tendency to kill and/or rape other, slightly different hominids.
Early humans existed at the same time as several others in the Homo genus. The first humans to leave Africa "replaced" existing populations of Neanderthals and Denisovans, basically our evolutionary cousins, through interbreeding and competition for resources.
Homo sapiens killed and outfucked all the other species extant in their genus, forgot, and then made this meme.
Thanks for attending my TED Talk on the Fermi paradox.
Hey, we also interbred
See: outfucked
Man? Woman? Non-human? Any hole's a goal.