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Poll Finds Ron DeSantis Candidate Voters Could Most Imagine Drinking Beer Alone (www.theonion.com)
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[–] pbrisgreat@midwest.social 8 points 2 years ago

“What this tells us is that voters see DeSantis as the sort of guy who could really just spend a whole evening nursing a Heineken alone in a dark corner of a bar"

Finally! A candidate I can relate with.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

This looks like a clip from Friends lol fucking Ross, man.