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[-] Legend 50 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Lets pretend to be fishes .

Oh no help me the human accidentally put a little too much food in my bowl and now i have to commit suicide by over eating rather than just eating what i want cause i'm dumb as fuck .

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Let's pretend to be fish.

Blub

Blub?

Blubb.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

"Oh no, the water temperature changed by 10 degrees! I guess I'll go into shock and die now"

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"The Ph balance was slightly off! 💀"

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

It's not suicide...it's Seppuku.

[-] Legend 1 points 3 months ago

Its kamikaze

[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Look, the situation is as follows: You can’t handle spot-on critique from some small vertebrates.

Diagnosis - irreparable flaws of character. Time for drinking or shopping.

[-] bappity@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

I think I'll use my credit card.
do you have anything non-dairy? anything gluten free?

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Wait a minute! We're fish! We don't possess the capacity for abstract thought!

Let's go swimming, let's go swimming
yeah, let's go swimming
Let's go swimming, let's go swimming
In the vottom of the o-cean

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Sounds like a plan!

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Nevermind that your both fucking drowning?

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

We often discuss our issues when drinking alcohol. Helps

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I made far more emotional growth and healing progress as a young man drinking beer with my friends every night than I ever did in counseling.

[-] speedbeef@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Let's pretend to be fish.

"I'm wet and I don't even know it."

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

"oh look! A free meal attached to a string. I must eat it!"

this post was submitted on 07 May 2024
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