Petahh!!

Seriously, I don't get the joke.

When I painted, it was a thing to send new guys out to the van for a can of roller stipple. Good times.

I used to work in a hardware store. One day a guy came in looking for a skyhook.

After we called his boss to confirm the situation (this was well before cell phones), we all had a good laugh. I think the boss was shocked he fell for it.

Go find the breastplate stretcher! NOW!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6O8YF4j55dw

Shopkeeper should glue a fake label to a can and actually sell it to the kid. Get both the kid and the dad lol

I was crossing the street with my mom once and the crosswalk beeped indicating it was safe to cross. She asked, "Why does it beep like that?" I said, "It's for the deaf people." We crossed and then she started laughing. She said, "You asshole.".