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Gaming
Moral Kombat. A game where each player fights against their own vices, competing to build the most virtuous character.
Kant versus Hume, fight!
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Ass Effect 2: Interesting aliens
With all those close ups of asses this changes surprisingly little
Yeah, no plot change on this one.
Cyberpuk 2077: In a dystopian future where global warming has brought the planet to a boil, desperate hockey players take their game to cyberspace because ice is no longer available.
Metal Ear Solid. A lore heavy game about a man dealing with tinnitus.
All of Duty - you work in a company which, after several waves of layoffs, has been severely understaffed.
AMOGUS - Nothing changed
Petty Princess Party - instead of decorating rooms you snark about how gaudy everything is
Alone in the ark. A horror game where you accidentally step aboard the wrong ark and you have to survive against gods rejected beasts.
I would totally play this one.
Oat Simulator: the most intense game about preparing breakfast.
Ant-chamber: cleaning up an ant infestation in non-Euclidean space
Stay: a cat tries to stop its owner from leaving the house
Mincraft: a picture of a single block for minimalism
Shove Knight: a game about a knight that fights by shoving enemies off of cliffs
Udertale: goat mom starts a "business" after her teaching does not pay enough for the bills.
Until DAW: only the power of music can defeat the wendigo
Doki Doki literature cub: same game but all the characters are bears
Pathfinder Kinmaker: It's all about managing your lineage.
Got Simulator: A simulator where you sit in a bus and the kid behind you ask if you have Simulators on your phone
Assassin's Reed. A game about an Assassin and his precious piece of Reed that he uses to kill people with.
Mario Art - it's just Mario Paint.
Hearts of Ion - very complicated particle physics simulator.
Imworld - you can trigger challenges at your will.
Dom - a former space marine navigates the lifestyle in a point-and-click adventure with a kinky flair
Pants vs. Zombies: a tower defence game where a clothing shop keeper must protect their property from a zombie apocalypse by throwing jeans, khakis, capris, shorts etc. at them.
Amnesia: the dark decent
A survival horror where you have to run away from a very polite, forgetful monster.
Keep Taking and Nobody Explodes: steal as much as you can before the bomb detonates.
Gran Theft Auto - same as the original, but you play as an 86 year old woman named Mildred.
Andy Crush - dating sim.
Tar Craft - A liquid based physics construction game.
Word of Warcraft - word feud with elves and orcs
Hal - I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
BiShock - I'm Christian and unfortunately cannot elaborate further on this sinful content
War raft: an RPS game set in the ocean.
Grand heft auto: a weightlifting simulator.
Allout - A game about surviving in the wake of a nuclear disaster
Microsoft Fight Simulator 2020
Learn how to fight in photorealistic settings all around the world!
World of Go - A puzzle game where you have to play multiple games of Go to complete puzzles, and save the world from the enigmatic World of Go corporation.
Hollow Night: Drunken Vampires without a life
Slay the Sire: eat the rich!
Chrono Tigger: Pooh Bear in Time
Mehwarrior - Assume the role of a bored military member standing watch over an empty shed.
Microsoft Light Simulator 40th Anniversary- The classic particle / wave physics simulator now allows you accurately model everything from radio arrays and lasers up to particle accelerators and tokamak reactors.
Warfame - The Hague simulator where you play as the former leader of a child army.
These are all amazing!
Surviving Mrs: this war of mine but as a dude who got caught cheating.
Loo hero: plumber simulator
Elden Ing. An emotional story based game about growing old and facing your own mortality.
Tardew Valley. Less so about farming, bit more about establishing and managing an oil drilling site.