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You're twelve years old on Thanksgiving at six thirty in the morning. You'll be leaving for Grandma's in about a half hour, and she's lives a three hour drive away, going in one direction. You have nothing to prepare yourself on this journey, other than a tablet running Android Eleven. Beware, the speaker is broken and there is no headphone jack. Google Play complains that the device isn't certified or whatever, but that isn't going to stop you from downloading apps from third party websites using the family computer. Plus, you have one great advantage: F-droid is installed and ready to rock.

You must hurry, because you wont have an internet connection once you hit the road. Quick, what apps do you install? You have 128GiB's at your disposal.

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[-] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 25 points 6 months ago

Shattered Pixel Dungeon.

[-] solrize@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Silly premise, but you have found a use for Bluetooth headphones I guess.

Anyway I probably install Librera FD for reading epubs, then go on AO3 for suitable materials.

[-] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 5 points 6 months ago

Slightly off topic, but I absolutely hate AO3's formatting. I much prefer fanfiction net.

[-] solrize@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Download as epub then use pandoc to convert to whatever. I'm throwback enough to prefer plain text.

[-] mediOchre@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 months ago

Shattered Pixel Dungeon and/or Hoplite. Or maybe an ebook reader.

[-] bighatchester@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

The only games I play on my phone

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[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 17 points 6 months ago

Doesn't matter, if I'm 12 then it will always be the wrong thing.

[-] Lofenyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

Awh, self esteem is important little man, don't beat yourself up!

All or nothing thinking, also known as “Black-and-White Thinking,” is a common cognitive distortion that manifests as an inability or unwillingness to see the shades of gray, or the more complex picture. In other words, you see things in terms of extremes – something is either fantastic or awful, you believe you are either perfect or a total failure.

[-] Amanduh@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

I needed to read this today thanks.

[-] mox 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

A tablet, you say? Seems like a good reason to finally try Unciv.

And maybe Organic Maps if the driver needs help navigating.

[-] brenticus@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Unciv works perfectly fine on a phone if you feel like risking significant amounts of your time (:

[-] mox 3 points 6 months ago

I found it uncomfortable on my phone's small screen.

[-] leverlo@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

A much more mobile-friendly 4X game is Polytopia. Doesn't look like it's on F-Droid but the apk is available: https://www.apkmirror.com/apk/midjiwan-ab/the-battle-of-polytopia/

[-] Stubb 12 points 6 months ago

Retroarch and tons of roms. Would set me up for quite a while.

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

It's amazing what your phone can run, even better if you have a Bluetooth controller.

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 6 months ago

2048

Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup

OpenTTD

[-] youngalfred@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

Second OpenTTD - that'll keep you busy

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 months ago
[-] Lofenyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

What you really mean is a fully free software e-book reader with copies of fantastic public domain works as provided by Project Gutenberg?? I sincerely agree!

Y'know, I'd sure be willing to reread The Great Gatsby!

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Libby works great in my area. Connect it to your library card and grab some ebooks.

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

Sure. Or a bunch of ~~recent bangers~~ Linux isos as epubs and use them in whatever reader you want. I prefer iBook as an Apple user, but that doesn’t fit the scenario presented.

[-] windie@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Myne is a Gutenberg frontend with ereader included and it's on F-Droid.

[-] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 months ago
[-] Lofenyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

This is the truest and most correct answer, but it comes with a huge drawback!

[-] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago

Lol, I've not seen that pic in forever.

But for real, even kids need sleep (actually more than adults due to still developing). Road trips for me when I was young was either: Cassette Walkman, listen to parents radio or look out the window. Sometimes having nothing got boring (especially driving through Texas), but I think it helped my imagination and self reflection time.

[-] nintendiator@feddit.cl 9 points 6 months ago

only half an hour

no information on the internet connection quality

Minetest I guess. Can't trust that I can get Retroarch plus the cores and games I want on time, and it's not worth the hassle for only 3 hrs drive.

[-] viking@infosec.pub 8 points 6 months ago

ReadEra and a bunch of pirated ebooks from libgen. Basically the top 10 of the 3 genres I like most.

Bonus is that books are a few 100kb at most, so even with a poor internet speed I can download them in seconds, no problem.

[-] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

Guess someone's gonna be countin' telephone poles along the way!

(Like I did when I forgot to bring a book or a travel game.)

[-] Yantantethera@feddit.uk 2 points 6 months ago

Teach your kids to count motorbikes and cyclists and they learn to see them when they're adult drivers.

[-] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Ooh, I like it! Especially as a fellow two-wheeler!

[-] Vitaly@feddit.uk 5 points 6 months ago

Install Aurora Store and then any free game that you want

[-] istoff@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Amazing Alex. Also ppsspp with Everybody's Golf

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Now I wish I did play these games when I had my chance.

[-] istoff@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I'm sure you can still get them going today.

[-] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago

Lithium apk and Light Novel epubs.

If I want to play games downloading Retroarch + SNES cores + a good story based game like Chrono Trigger or Earthbound could do the trick, however I like reading on a bigger screen more, and I really dislike playing a game on a big touchscreen.

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 months ago
[-] NikkiNikkiNikki@kbin.social 3 points 6 months ago

Which was discontinued, use Mihon instead, it's an active Tachiyomi fork

[-] Traister101@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago

Still works. Just cause it's not being developed anymore doesn't mean it stopped working. Mind you I am using something based of Mihon nowadays, TachiyomiSY

[-] NikkiNikkiNikki@kbin.social 1 points 6 months ago

Yeah I only found out recently because I had thought that it'd been an oddly long amount of time since the last update. Went to check for updates and the button was gone, so I flew over to the github page and saw the announcement lol

[-] Traister101@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago

I'd recently joined their Discord before it all went down. Like it happened within a month or so :/

I kept using YouTube Vanced up till I started getting video ads which took about 2 years iirc. ReVanced was eaiser than I expected to setup, thought it'd be a hassle which is why I put it off for so long.

[-] Lofenyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz Honestly, that's a pretty sweet idea!

[-] lemmyvore@feddit.nl 4 points 6 months ago

Simon Tatham's Puzzles

40 different puzzle games. You won't like all of them but you'll like plenty and they're all super addictive so even one of them will keep you busy for a few days.

[-] Traister101@lemmy.today 3 points 6 months ago

A BTD game, probably BTD6 but BTD5 would do

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Bad Piggies would be pretty fun.

[-] kaboom36@ani.social 2 points 6 months ago

Vinyl and a whole ton of mlp music downloaded with yt-dlp

[-] hash0772@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago
[-] ordellrb@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

The car and the tablet have Bluetooth?

[-] hash0772@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Makes sense, would the parents agree?

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