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[–] itszednotzee@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 132 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@beehaw.org 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago
[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 84 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] urda@lebowski.social 38 points 2 years ago

What the fuck

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 years ago

This is cheating

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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 75 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Horsey obviously moves in 3D, that's how it jumps over other pieces

[–] urda@lebowski.social 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought they originally teleported, but I was recently informed it was actually tetris blocks.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In some editions, they can also clip through the tiles and move under other pieces

[–] urda@lebowski.social 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My mom says I can't play backroom tetris anymore.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago

So it actually moves into the imaginary plane

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[–] sanbeiji@programming.dev 56 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] swab148@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I wish I was high on potenuse

[–] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Get off your hypotenuse.

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[–] AccountMaker@slrpnk.net 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

When my dad and grandpa were teaching me how to play chess, they told me that the knight moves in a "G" pattern. I could not for the life of me figure out how a G maps to what they showed me, so I figured out that it goes one diagonal, and then eitger one up if the diagonal was up, one down if it was down and the same reasoning for left and right. That's still how I visualize it.

Years later I realized that they meant the cyrillic G, which looks like this: Γ...

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[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 44 points 2 years ago

The first one because it represents a charging horse hitting someone off to their side with a lance.

[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] leo_agiad@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

This is the correct answer. It is literally the point of the piece.

[–] milmino@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Holy hell anarchy chess is on lemmy

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 years ago

It's one of the most active communities on my instance, which, as someone that never came across it on Reddit, has been hilarious.

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[–] Hogger85b@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You missed. One straight then one diagonal

[–] livus@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

This, only I do one diagonal and then one straight.

It weirds me out that people conceptualize it as turning a corner, the way OP has here.

[–] dimspace@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This has blown my brain. I have never considered doing the diagonal first.

But then, my entire life I mounted a bicycle from the left, right leg over first. It occurred to me I did this so tried to mount my bike from the opposite direction. After finally figuring out how to even move my left left over the bars, I then fell over.

So based purely on this experience, I shall continue to do forward, followed by diagonal.

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[–] Sentrovasi@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is how they move in Xiangqi, Chinese Chess, because if the one straight in front of them is blocked, the move is illegal.

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[–] JungleGeorge@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Option 1 and 2
Option 3 is for psychopaths

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Yes, welcome to the club

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

A two by three diagonal straight from the origin to the destination.

As the ~~crow~~ horsey flies

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[–] wieson@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I always go around and attack from the back so they don't see it coming

[–] livus@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

This is why I try to kill all the horses first.

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[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I draw a circle sqrt(5) units in radius, then pick a target square based on whether that circle goes through the exact center of the square.

Usually A, or B. But C after a few drinks.

[–] BingoBangoBongo@midwest.social 9 points 2 years ago

D. A portal opens on the start and end square and the horsey just falls through

[–] athos77@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

The long bit, then the short bit.

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago

Am I the only one who "jumps" the horse over the squares, even if there's nothing there, and makes horse noises? Or like when I capture, I do the goring noises as the horse tramples the other piece underfoot?

[–] phi1997@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

Left 5, up 2, right 4, for example. If there's not enough space on the board to do that, I can't move the horsey that way

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] Tomassci@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Why not triangulate?

[–] LegendofDragoon@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I do it as one space in a cardinal direction and then one diagonal in the same direction.

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[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Have you considered, teleportation?

[–] koper@feddit.nl 4 points 2 years ago

It's nothing personnel, kid

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[–] Blackdoom@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[–] Gxost@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

It just teleports. This proves when chess was invented it was far ahead of time.

[–] readthemessage@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 2 years ago

Mine goes forward, spits on the opposing king's face, then comes back to the desired square

[–] ia42@artemis.camp 6 points 2 years ago

Depends if you trained it for dressage.

[–] DaveHustlepuff@artemis.camp 5 points 2 years ago

Left ones. I always imagine a knight with his lance on the left or right while charging for the enemy and skewers them

[–] Guster@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I move in circles around the board and then home in on the desired squares. We all know horses could move however they want if they weren't so stupid

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