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The vegan deli meat Cybertruck
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Somehow it's even more ugly when it's painted.
There is an uncanny valley between it and a LED billboard
I, a person who identifies JP/Morgan, pull my Lockheed Martin pride socks up to start the day. I then get in my vegan deli meat Cybertruck..
I've had Prime Roots products and they're actually worthwhile. Better than Field Roast slices, better than Tofurky slices. They do a deli Salami, a Ham, and a Turkey. Too bad they bought this monstrosity but I'll keep eating that garage
Too bad they bought this monstrosity
They need the rough edges on the doors to slice the salami.
Soylent salami is made of school kids crossing the road on their way home
garage
garage
I'd still smash the windows with a baseball bat
I mentally shorted out for a second while looking at this.
What if we kissed 
by the vegan deli meat wrapped cybertruck?!?!?!?
tax write offs are the best!
They spilled a lot of meat all over a road to bring us this
this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2024
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