this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2023
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[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago

I mean technically speaking, all eyes emit black body radiation, so we all have very underdeveloped laser eyes

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Sparkega@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

The ice couldn't handle how hot he was.

The ice melts on its own. Staring while it melts is inconsequential but makes it a dad joke.