submitted 1 year ago by Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Admittedly, it takes some time

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[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

I mean technically speaking, all eyes emit black body radiation, so we all have very underdeveloped laser eyes

[-] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I don't get it :(

[-] Sparkega@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

The ice couldn't handle how hot he was.

The ice melts on its own. Staring while it melts is inconsequential but makes it a dad joke.

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