Good! Maybe those stupid fucks will realize we only have one planet to unfuck. Can't escape to a red shit hole now.

Ah who am I kidding.

We should still send Musk there.

Imagine still having to negotiate with private health insurance as a Mars colonist. Oh, Kaiser didn't cover your kidney shrinkage medicine? Just fill out a form in our office on Earth to start a review process.

It's cold up there. Of course it's going to shrink. I'm sure it's more than adequate.

Oh, kidney. Nvm.

Don't worry, Elon will invent an cyber-liver that can be implanted in your body and uses off the shelf coffee filters to clean your blood.