Now you have to make a giant guitar for him too.

That's exactly what he'd expect now. Subvert expectations! Make a tiny guitar!

There's a luthier reading this post now exclaiming "Tiny guitar!? Absolute madness! We're through the looking glass here, people".

i've never seen a guitar shaped like a watch.

He gets that all the time! He's just come to embrace it at this point.

Shit, I’d put my money on it’s actually him.

Flash back to listening to Paul Harvey in the car while my grandmother drove me to school.

Indeed, exclusice OC is rare on Lemmy.

It's a Rivolta something or other

My guess would be Supro or Airline

Negative. You want humidity, otherwise the necks dry out and warp.

A lot of music stores have their acoustic guitars in closed rooms which basically act as giant humidors. Some players go as far as having a humidifier in each guitar case.

As long as the humidifier isn't spewing directly on a guitar, you want one in the room.

Strings will rust over time, but they'd do that just about anywhere where there is moisture in the air, humidifier or not.

Different watches for different occasions, just like ties, shoes, glasses, and every other piece of jewelry. One of those belonged to his grandfather, and another was a gift from his dad when he graduated college. I don't think any of his watches cost more than $500, which, in the watch collecting world, isn't a ton of money.