ILPT: Before holding up a store or a bank, steal your enemy's phone. (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by FmbyMF@lemmy.world to c/illegallifeprotips@lemmy.world

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Then, after you rob the store, "accidentally" drop the phone at the scene before you make a getaway so the authorities will go on a false trail to arrest your enemy. Also make sure to wear a sock over your head so if anyone tries to grab you, all thet get is a sock.

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[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 weeks ago

Left or right sock furiously scribbling notes

[-] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Before holding up a store or bank, rob a different store or bank, and leave their phone at the second store or bank

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

On top of this, make sure you coordinate with some other folks to hit different places at the same time. Increases your chance of getaway.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Bonus points if it's a cumsock

[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

that's some DNA evidence right there.

[-] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

Steal your enemies cum sock first.

[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

now you're talking!

if you need to, play the long game and seduce your enemy to make that cum sock.

Edit: I feel like this sub/community was made for my username.

[-] stembolts@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago

And bring a towel.

[-] forrgott@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Always know where your towel is.

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