It’s all good,
he just drove off,
Sometimes life‘s OK
this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2024
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Sorry I ran my mouth off a bit too much What did I say?
It’s all good,
You just laughed it off,
It was all ok
[record scratch] I took a potted plant out to the woods and set it free
Better hope it was native or that lyric is very irresponsible.
You're right. I doubt he checked the little plastic thing stuck in the soil with it.
I’m gonna tell the owners
just how nice
that was of me
You guys are awesome
❤️ hope you feel better!
I'll float on, it's ok
And we'll all float on agai-ain
And we'll all float on again
And we'll all float on agai-ain
And we'll all float on anyway, well
Don't worry, even if things end up a bit, too heavy we'll all float on, alright!
How is that a lyric in a song I’ve heard a million times
Be..cause it's a song you heard a lot?
I'm just guessing tho
But never really _ heard_ apparently
Gotcha. Nice, that whole album is great. The albums before are arguably even better.
How fucked are you?
Depends if your mom comes over for an hour, or six.
Gracious hostility, love it.
You are lucky the cop didn't get out of their car, come to your driver's side window, and point a gun at you yelling, "GET OUT OF THE F***ING CAR NOW! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR RECKLESS VEHICLE REVERSING AND DAMAGE TO POLICE PROPERTY!", while preparing the open the door or smash the window in to pull you out by force and drag you down to the ground to arrest you.
Found the US citizen, I guess.
(Risky comment, I know. Pls don't roast me. )
Boom, roasted
Look, I said don't! And I was nice about it!!