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[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 50 points 1 month ago

Wait, I don't see beer...

Or propane, or propane accessories, SUS!

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

That's because there is no limit on them.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 37 points 1 month ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I'm clearly not giving Mike Judge enough credit for making King of the Hill. It's not satire, it's prophecy.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Rest assured, the graphics overlay intern was not just let go, but asked politely yet firmly to leave.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 10 points 1 month ago

Hmmm, maybe this y no beer?

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[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Based hank

Good real horchata from the skeeviest hole in the wall mexican restaurant you can find is god tier in the summer

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 1 month ago

I prefer horchata on not sweltering days. I like Jamaica on really nasty hot days, but definitely not that much sugar. Or water with or without lemon, but lemon quenches thirst better, when dehydrated.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago
[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 1 month ago

The stuff with brominated vegetable oil and carcinogenic colors? Nope.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Not a Gatorade fan myself, just a Waterboy fan.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 1 month ago

I haven't seen that in forever. And TV now consists of videos.

[-] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

You don't smoke brisket on propane.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I suspect at least one person has attempted to propane offset a brisket. Likely unsuccessfully, but I'd be interested in their findings.

[-] jawa21 3 points 1 month ago

Only heat was tasted, no meat flavor was to be found. Strike this experiment from the record.

[-] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago

As Ted hurries to Cancun...

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

"these fucking kids, i tell you... they're evil!" —Ted after getting caught again, probably

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

Does anyone really go through life without a hurricane brisket? I've also started keeping a freeze brisket just in case. Plus my generic emergency brisket and my weekly brisket.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

No joke, I have 10 pounds of brisket and 10 pounds of pork butt in my deep freezer right now.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Are you ok? Do I need to send brisket? My smallest packer is 14lbs. I don't want you to run out, friend!

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

What the hell, the logistics must be crazy.

With canned beans or something, you could just get a few pallets from what's stockpiled anyways.
But with brisket, you gotta slaughter that shit pretty much as it's being handed out, ideally have it cooled the whole time, but then it also has to be cooked before consumption. If people have to evacuate their homes, you gotta do the cooking for them, too...

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

One could also assume that it would be more feasible and financially viable to slaughter in the event of an impending hurricane. Bleak, but on point... or flat as it were. (Couldn't help myself)

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

This guy briskets

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Brisket sashimi

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Worse, it's Houston.

[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

HEB is the Waffle House of grocery stores when it comes to disasters.

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