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[-] andrewrgross@slrpnk.net 24 points 1 month ago

It's just a mobility assistance device.

This meme is like laughing at the idea of wheelchair ramps because you think they're for people who are wrapped up around the legs like mummies.

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Are they laughing at the device, or the promotional photo?

Seriously, it looks like Sarah Palin really hit hard times with this one.

[-] graphito@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 month ago

Don't forget I was actually the person who searched for this product in the first place

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Mate, I literally have four support rails in my bathroom alone and i'm still laughing at this. The butt (heh) isn't the idea of assistive devices.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Tore my e.spinalis on the one side - like, all of it - and was a wreck for weeeeeeks. Truly, the loo was the scariest place in the house.

"I'm to young to need handles and bars everywhere," I thought to myself. But, maybe I'm not.

Those echo flex units are cheap by the half-dozen and can be set to only allow outgoing calls for help. Just saying.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Well yeah, that's ok if it's so bad you're feeling weak, but they really need to add a seatbelt for extreme cases where liftoff may be a concern...

[-] urda@lebowski.social 5 points 1 month ago

When the static fire test turns dynamic

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Shitting through the nth dimension

[-] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Putting both handles on a single pole promotes bad form.

[-] aramis87@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

The top handle is for someone stepping into or out of the tub. The lower handle is for someone trying to stand from a shower chair, or pulling themselves up from the floor.

[-] wesker 8 points 1 month ago

It's like a subway handle for pooping.

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 11 points 1 month ago

So, a subway handle.

[-] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I didn't know toilet capacity was measured in the hundreds of pounds

Edit: I hate to explain jokes but I was referring to the quantity of mass going into the toilet, not onto it.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I think that's the capacity for the bar, not the toilet

[-] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Well that's just going to absolutely ruin the bartender's day

[-] illi@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Porque no los dos?

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Critical thinking: the weight capacity refers to the mobility handles.

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

Once you have mobity issues, movement typically goes down while caloric intake stays the same.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The US is an important market.

[-] alphapuggle@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Actively going through this rn, could use it

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

JANET! Let the cat out of the toilet…

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

I need one that has a plunger on the other end.

[-] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

There’s a towel bar in front of my toilet (small bathroom) and holding onto it during a poop can absolutely elevate your form. Mind you I have a squatty potty too so this is an advanced technique.

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