this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2024
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[–] wesker 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] qrstuv 2 points 9 months ago

No, it's $3 for all! Though I do have some steep-crust pizzas in my collection that I might be parting with soon!

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So... You're trying to sell um... Cooked pizza slices? I don't know how good it's going to taste after it goes through the mail

[–] qrstuv 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's already been delivered once! There's no law that says you can't deliver the same pizza twice!

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Law or no law, I'm not paying for used pizza. Not unless you can guarantee it will arrive free of any bite marks and provide a certificate of authenticity!

[–] qrstuv 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you want a new pizza, then you can buy a new pizza at new-pizza prices from a pizza retailer!

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Ah, so you don't have a certificate? Interesting...

[–] pieguy 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What is the tensile strength of these strings?

[–] qrstuv 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Either buy them or don't! No tire kickers!

[–] pieguy 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well, are you selling tires or strings?

[–] qrstuv 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I've got tires too, if you need 'em! What's your budget!?

[–] pieguy 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've got some change in my piggy bank, figure that should come out to about $6.90. I can send the piggy bank too, should be worth about $10. I've also got some spare buttons in my pocket. Do you have anything that fits my budget?

[–] qrstuv 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'll take a look in the back!

[–] pieguy 4 points 9 months ago

Have you found anything? I'm especially in the market for wooden hexagonal Segway tires.