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[–] pieguy 4 points 6 hours ago

If only there was something they could do!

[–] pieguy 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Moss included?

 
[–] pieguy 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, wait, wait, hold on just one second... Was that egg store from episode V the one Hank has been shopping for new eggs at for the past 8 or so months? Have we finally found him safe & sound?

 

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[–] pieguy 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's right! Beans do dream of memes! We learned that with Fun Bean Fact #2!

[–] pieguy 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What did I do to deserve that? :(

[–] pieguy 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I’m pleased to inform you that as of 2025-01-19, you have achieved the highest buns-per-photo ratio of any post on the Bun Alert System, with nine buns in one photo. Congratulations!

[–] pieguy 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They wish they had bean on the other side?

 

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[–] pieguy 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe I will, and maybe I'll out-compete your Buy-Sell-Trade tofu quasi-monopoly!

[–] pieguy 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Why would I buy your tofu when I could grow my own?

[–] pieguy 2 points 2 weeks ago

They need the fibre!

 

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[–] pieguy 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Treehouse building allowed? Can I sublet? Any squirrels come with it?

 

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[–] pieguy 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

How much for just the tree?

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Bean salad (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 3 weeks ago by pieguy to c/homemade_food
 

INGREDIENTS:

  • Chickpeas
  • Black beans
  • Kidney beans
  • Celery
  • Yellow onion
  • Red pepper
  • Green olives
  • Sun dried tomatoes
  • Garlic
  • Corn kernels
  • Lemon juice
  • Olive oil
  • Garlic salt
  • Mixed dehydrated Italian herbs & spices
  • Fresh parsley
  • Hot pepper flakes
  • Fresh ground black pepper
  • Crumbled feta cheese

STEPS:

  1. Chop celery, onion, red pepper, olives, tomatoes, and garlic into chunks sized to your liking
  2. Put beans & chopped veg into a big ol' bowl
  3. Dress with olive oil, lemon juice, herbs & spices, and feta
  4. Mix it up
  5. Refrigerate overnight
  6. Eat
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Happy bean day! (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 4 weeks ago by pieguy to c/doodles_of_beans
 

Today, January 6th, we celebrate a very important day: Bean day! This day coincides with the death anniversary of famed geneticist Gregor Mendel (pictured), who liked beans. We commemorate his great contributions to science for both human- and bean-kind.

To honour this holiday, you are invited - nay, required to draw beans of your own. I am very excited to meet your bean friends!

 

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munch (lemmy.sdf.org)
 
 
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Fun Bun Fact Of The Year! (self.bun_alert_system)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by pieguy to c/bun_alert_system
 

Hello bun enjoyers!

Following inspiration from a certain holey sibling community, we at Fun Bun Facts want to know your favourite fun bun fact you've learned this year! You can pick from any of the fun bun facts that have previously made an appearance on this community, or any other you've learned/discovered/observed/~~made up~~.

List of previous fun bun facts:

  1. Thanks to all the vitamin A they get from eating carrots, buns have incredible eyesight!
  2. A bun's ears are so powerful, they're sensitive to radio & satellite signals! This enables them to watch TV with their minds!
  3. Buns are incredibly intelligent! So intelligent, that they've engineered for themselves rocket-booster shoes! This is what enables buns to hop very long distances!
  4. Buns have very powerful teeth! Monty Python tried to warn you, but you didn't listen!
  5. Buns have a very strong sense of smell! So strong, that they can smell our fear!
  6. There are buns all over the place! There may even be one in your backyard right now!
  7. OH MY GOD THERE IS A BUN RIGHT BEHIND ME!
  8. Buns are really cool! They're super cute and very friendly!
  9. Throwing lettuce onto a bun does not make it a sandwich!
  10. (err, 0xA) Buns count exclusively in hexadecimal!
  11. (0xB) Buns are extremely proficient with computers! However, they will refuse to use any computer that does not have the Plan 9 operating system installed!
  12. (0xC) All buns hold PhDs! It is for this reason that buns frequently address others as "Doc"!
  13. (0xD) Buns are 1 of 3 mammals that lay eggs, and the only animal whose eggs are made of chocolate!
  14. (0xE) Buns are real!
  15. (0xF) I like buns!
  16. (0x10) Today is International Bun Day! Are you celebrating? Leave a comment letting us know how!
  17. (0x11) Bun buttons should not be used to fasten your shirt!
  18. (0x12) Buns invented the sewing machine to make for themselves fluffy coats!
  19. (0x13) Buns can only perform barbery when classical music is playing in the background

??. Your own fun bun fact here!

You can leave your vote as a comment with your top 3 favourite fun bun facts below! The results will be compiled on 2024-12-29 00:00 UTC. Don't delay, vote your favourite fun bun facts today!

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