Bun Alert System

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A place to alert others/be alerted of bun sightings.

The smoler the bun the better, please see this for an explanation: https://xkcd.com/1682/

RULES:

Be kind to each other. Buns are cute, cuddly, and nice. Be like buns.
Posts should be images of real buns doing bun things. Bun things include eating, chilling, playing, hopping, and sleeping. You wouldn't want to be alerted of a capybara doing calculus through the Bun Alert System, would you? For other bun discussion, see some other communities below.
Images should be of living, healthy, happy buns. The Bun Alert System exists to bring smiles to bun enjoyers around the world, not sour frowns.
Keep it suitable for all bun enjoyers. Nothing too freaky or NSFW.
With respect to this community, moderators are the smolest buns. Please shoot us a message if you have questions or concerns!

INSPIRED BY https://xkcd.com/1871/

Other unaffiliated bun communities on the fediverse (probably not exhaustive):

!bunnies@lemmy.world

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

pieguy

[META] The Buns-Per-Photo Ratio High Score Awards! (self.bun_alert_system)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by pieguy to c/bun_alert_system

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Hello fellow bun enjoyers!

Some of you may have noticed my comments on certain bun posts commending the poster for achieving the highest buns-per-photo ratio seen so far on our fair Bun Alert System. If you're one of the ones who noticed, good job! If not, that's okay, I still love you.

In this here meta post, I will be keeping track of the current titleholder, as well as maintaining a list of previous holders. The list is right here, right now! (bet you weren't expecting so soon, were you?)

👑 CURRENT TITLEHOLDER: 👑

User: @finitebanjo@lemmy.world

Post: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/28153566

Buns-per-photo: 9

PREVIOUS TITLEHOLDERS:

@TheKracken@lemmy.world, https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/20398923, 4 BPP
@tissek@sopuli.xyz, https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/20189890, 3 BPP
@rontosaurus@lemmy.world, https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/19500086, 2 BPP

Please give a welcoming round of applause, for our current & previous titleholders!

FREQUENTLY QUESTIONED ANSWERS:

Q: How do you determine the current titleholder?

A: Sort by new, enjoy bun photos, count number of buns in the photos, if new record observed, check older posts for greater than or equal bun count. If none found, update roster!

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Q: Wait, I posted a bun photo with N buns in it (where N is the current uncontested high score), where's my recognition?

A: As much as your efforts are appreciated, titles are only granted to whomever achieves the record first. Don't give up though, you may find N+1 buns some other time!

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Q: What do I win if I achieve a high score?

A: Eternal Internet fame (probably)

104

snow rule (feddit.org)

submitted 1 week ago by sqw to c/bun_alert_system

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Crossposted from https://feddit.org/post/25392076

201

Bun Alert on the front page of Wikipedia today (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by silverchase@sh.itjust.works to c/bun_alert_system

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You now know about the volcano rabbit

Downtown Winter Bun (lemmy.ca)

submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by Bonsoir@lemmy.ca to c/bun_alert_system

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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Five of them (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by silverchase@sh.itjust.works to c/bun_alert_system

1 comments fedilink

Source photo, by @cazabon@mindly.social

177

Christmas Bun (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 1 month ago by pieguy to c/bun_alert_system

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Fun fact about buns #15: During the winter months, buns vacation on the moon! (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 2 months ago by pieguy to c/bun_alert_system

4 comments fedilink

DISCLAIMER: Fun Bun Facts makes no guarantees about the accuracy of their claims

Cripsy salad (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by silverchase@sh.itjust.works to c/bun_alert_system

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Bun stealth mission failed: bun has been spotted (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by silverchase@sh.itjust.works to c/bun_alert_system

2 comments fedilink

Find the bun!

Answer

crap crap crap it was world bun day on Sept. 27th and I forgot to make a celebratory post dangit dangit dangit (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 3 months ago by pieguy to c/bun_alert_system

3 comments fedilink

I hope you all can forgive me.

Anyways here is a bun.

At Denver Botanic Gardens (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/bun_alert_system

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Stealthy Bun (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 4 months ago by confusedpuppy@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/bun_alert_system

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I have a small garden where I there random seeds in the ground and let the plants have a free for all. The bunnies have made a little hiding spot where it has sun for the majority of the day, but also provides shade and cover. I can easily see where they are because the undergrowth is always trampled.

I try to check if they are hiding there but sometimes I forget when I'm distracted by the flowers. The bunnies don't seem to be worried about me and keep on chilling even though I'm only a couple steps away from them.

I'm happy they found a nice and cozy area in my garden. Can't wait to harvest my bunny crops before it gets too cold :)