Total foodie here. Take my knees and feed me
this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2024
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OK this I didn't expect. Its almost impossible to choose here.
I'm going for food always a lil hot but just know I have no convincing rationale here
No knees like my legs are stumps or no knees like my legs are rods?
Hot as in unpleasant and cools after you start to consume it? Or hot as in third degree burns along all of your intestines?
RODS.
Not intestine burning, more like mouth burning. And no it doesn't cool down
No knees. Wheelchairs exist, and I'll be able to fuck with people from Zimbabwe.
What have the people from Zimbabwe done?
Hello future person. I was told once that there's an urban myth in Zimbabwe about white people not having knees, because I guess the remaining white people there always cover up.
I don't know why, I don't know how, but thats just about the funiest thing I've heard all day.