Middle card goes on the right. "It doesn't take a pro poker player to know every king needs his queen at..." don't know what goes after "at..." but I'm guessing there's a fourth card with something like "Prom!"
I specifically asked
Technically you didn't ask, you demanded.
I specifically demanded
It's a promposal girl on the right is being asked I'm guessing
A king and a queen is a worse hand than 2 kings.
In fact, what you really want is aces.
Are they maybe trying to play chess instead?
Maybe we're supposed to be under the assumption that the community cards combine with the King and Queen to make up a Royal Flush?
AK is better than KQ. That being said, KQ suited is still an extremely strong hand.
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is the cleverest double entendre
Nobody dare tell me its not that bad and easy to fix
I immediately recognized that the two signs were just swapped then proceeded to struggle immensely to read it even knowing the order it should be in.
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It doesn't poker KING needs
For shitposting by people who can smell burnt toast.
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