Dr. Simona Kossak (floor), Polish ecologist, with some of her pets, including a tame boar, on the bed, 1980s? by lars in c/historyporn@lemmy.world
[-] lars 2 points 4 hours ago

*straw slurp sound* by lars in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[-] lars 5 points 5 hours ago

I was like 9 before they told me procreation didn’t involve a woman’s belly button.

*straw slurp sound* by lars in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[-] lars 2 points 5 hours ago

It took a while to load on my phone and the longer it took the bigger my hope and smile. Big relentless reward now.

Good News! by lars in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] lars 3 points 1 day ago

“when I come home at night, and dinner’s not ready, I go through the roof” —Donald

America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues by lars in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
[-] lars 1 points 2 days ago

Oh fuck. Gutted. Touché.

America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues by lars in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
[-] lars 2 points 3 days ago

Is Elon’s left shoe bigger? Did he order “what the President’s having”?

America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues by lars in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
[-] lars 5 points 3 days ago

Except for the illegal from Africa

(No one is illegal. Your family crossed hundreds of borders without papers. Borders aren’t helping me. Especially if Musks are in the United States and 2Pac’s mom is not.)

rule by lars in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[-] lars 1 points 3 days ago

Oh no — what happened?

*Unsolved Mysteries theme plays* by lars in c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world
[-] lars 4 points 6 days ago

Thank you. We see Americans out here complaining about their abusive relationships with their presidents but no one willing to leave our ultimate Abuser.

I have yet to say “meh” when children are raped or “meh” when I give them cancer. I should be running this bitch.

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perfect couples Halloween costume (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 3 weeks ago by lars to c/shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world
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Jesus Christ, it’s not that hard (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 month ago by lars to c/nominativedeterminism@feddit.uk
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/17304832

marx rule

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They say “anyone can become president”, but this will be the first presidential election since 1970s, where there is no Bush, Clinton, or Biden on the ballot. (self.showerthoughts)
submitted 1 month ago by lars to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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I too shall begin to use e14n as an excuse (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by lars to c/datahoarder@lemmy.ml
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/23677247

Ensh*ttification

https://m.ai6yr.org/@ai6yr/112956803111115013

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Trump’s episode at the NABJ reveals that he—and now also The Times—have inferred that being Black is seen as an advantage in American politics. (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 3 months ago by lars to c/progressivepolitics@lemmy.world
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typical SOV (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by lars to c/linguistics_humor@sh.itjust.works
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/18281066

Least long-winded speech of Cicero

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Is this just how it’s gonna be till Election Day? (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 3 months ago by lars to c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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  1. never signed up for anything like this,
  2. never donated to or signed up for emails from the DNC, et al.,
  3. political texts like this come all the time, and
  4. I hesitate to reply “stop” because I don’t want them to know this is a live number (is my instinct here outdated/inapplicable?)
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We all hate disappointment (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 3 months ago by lars to c/me_irl@lemmy.world
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Every Trad Wife Influencer is Completely Insane by lars in c/usauthoritarianism@lemmy.world
[-] lars 123 points 3 months ago

If tradlife were so awesome there wouldn’t be so many painfully aggressive instasmiles in the pics.

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unlocking a DRM iTunes audio file from before they were unlocked (self.piracy)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by lars to c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
5 comments fedilink

This sounds made up.

I purchased a song on iTunes a long time ago, during the time that an Apple ID was required to unlock access to the file. I lost access to the associated email address and Apple ID password. I don’t want to steal a song that I morally own. How do I unlock the file without the Apple ID password?

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If Clinton, Trump, and Did Not Vote were presidential candidates in 2016 (brilliantmaps.com)
submitted 4 months ago by lars to c/map_enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz
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They were a bunch of ruling class guys in their 20s and their wives couldn’t vote (!) and neither could their human property (!) and of course, they were traitors to the Crown. Long live George III. (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 4 months ago by lars to c/shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world
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I’m in this photo and I don’t like it (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by lars to c/datahoarder@lemmy.ml
16 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17689141

I'll just save them in this folder so that I can totally come back later and read them.

Well that wasn't what I expected had happened to neofetch. by lars in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[-] lars 115 points 6 months ago

Dylan is a genius of the profound variety. I was concerned when he seemed to disappear; I’m delighted it looks like a happier ending.

Thank you for making the world make better sense, Dylan!

exit 0

Transcriber by lars in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[-] lars 93 points 9 months ago

A lot’s changed. Back in my parents’ day, a trip to the city meant taking the

to the airport to fly a

and head for meetings and abortions at the

Seems like being trans back then must have been such a gift. People would obviously hold you in such high regard.

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