Omg I’m crying laughing. This hits the spot.

This is a level of appalling I can’t believe exists in this world

This would make me irate then demoralized

Wasn’t till the comments to this post that I have ever heard much of anything about towing companies. Are they generally really just awful?

But her eldest son was so not out of touch that people wanted to have a beer with him. Even after the fucking war crimes. That fam can fuck right off.

It is likely a number no greater than 150.

My Luigi body pillow is on back order and I gotta say I’m concerned about consent.

I was waiting till I was German but it took forever so I gave up and looked it up.

But I’ll have you know that I’m very familiar with wanking, but yes, it is a bit surprising to name your reindeer after foxes or wanks.

Who are you, the British Empire, coming to colonize and suppress noun gender??

I’ll have you know that you will never* remove gender from waterborne vessels on Wikipedia. None of them is referred to as “it”; all are referred to as “she”.

Oh no I thought I was about to make a new friend. This bait and switch stings.

secret third gender

Sounds awesome. At what level of the game is it unlocked?

*Mechanical- and brick-sounding motorboat noises