~~I’ll invest.~~
I’ll bee your first investor. I bet there will be a lot of buzz about it soon.
Somebody needs to get Beehaw on this. I want an "Apartment protected by bees" sticker on my front door
Hah, mine is protected my murder hornets!
No, seriously, I can't get near it, please help.
I'll give you $10 for 30%
What’s 30% of $0?
0$
You're just going to have your bee gear stolen so they can protect themselves from the future bee attacks when they break into cars.
I can already see cops profiling bee keepers
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