[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

I'll believe nanobots exist when billionaires stop aging and never get sick. And then they'll be sold openly as the biggest health product ever, making a select few trillionaires. That hasn't happened, nanos don't exist.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago

So they got together and made Joe's Apartment.

Sadly, that success has never since been replicated.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 102 points 1 month ago

Fine, Bs represent bra size so that's the women's room, and a cock is a bird, so that's the men's room.

Any way you slice it, these signs don't help.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 266 points 1 month ago

Anarchist answer: They're both unisex - bees for pees, birds for turds.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 183 points 1 month ago

Bees have a stinger, and "bird" has been a slang term for a woman (like, what, 1920-1950s?).

Regards, I agree that's needlessly vague, and just about to the point of useless.

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Chowdered Donut (sh.itjust.works)

Stolen from Lemmy ShitpostsDonut filled with chowder

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This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you'd have no trouble selling each pill for $1000.

Or, sell the pills for way less to those that want to get drunk off bread or pasta. Either way it's a totally plausible, feasible, potentially lucrative shitty idea.

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I thought this group might be able to appreciate this part. I ordered 5 from PCBWay. They are 1/4" mild steel. For just over $30USD each I got them in 16 days. But I have SO MANY questions about their process.

I wanted to share my incredulity with group that might also have their minds blown with this.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 160 points 4 months ago

Aw gross, I was gonna eat that, and now it's gonna taste like cucumber.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 106 points 5 months ago

Oh FFS, don't just randomly post shit you see on Facebook.

It's the road manager, and she literally kicks him in the ass, hard enough that he falls down.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 195 points 5 months ago

Man, I wish Pizzacake would join Lemmy.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 101 points 6 months ago

You got me good, laughed my face off.

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Scab in a Can (sh.itjust.works)

A can or bottle of an edible liquid that, when applied to skin, dries to a peelable scab-like consistency.

Mainstream? No, but the niche this hits it would hit HARD.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 191 points 7 months ago

"Bruh, can you tuck me in?" 😂

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 104 points 7 months ago

Bert couldn't help the exasperation in his voice, "I mean do I look GOOD, Ernie?"

Ernie gave him a wry smile, and as the horizon became blindingly white, he put a reassuring hand on Bert's shoulder and cheerily said, "You must - you don't need glasses."

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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 211 points 7 months ago

Summary: YOUR Ph.D. means almost next to nothing, but collectively they expand the bounds of human knowledge.

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Just got the update overnight and now i have a text overlaid on my feed. Is there a way to clear the message or otherwise get it to disappear?

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I've had this happen a few times now when looking at images, I tap an image to open it, turn my devise to landscape mode, but instead of seeing the image my feed refreshes. Known bug, or has anyone else found this too?

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Hey, I've experienced this a few times now. I've clicked an image to view it, but to get a better view I've switched to landscape mode. When this happens, instead of seeing the image still, my feed refreshes. Anyone else getting this? Known bug maybe? Thanks!

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I'm still playing around getting my bearings here, trying to explore this still-growing federation. I've tried browsing by "New" on both mobile and desktop a couple of times, but on desktop it's almost unsuable. Any time there's a new post, the INSTANT it goes up my feed updates, and scrolls down. Sometimes it's one post, sometimes a dozen.

To me (opinion here), sorting by "new" should sort of be a timestampped thing: I want "new as of right now but nothing more". If I refresh, sure update me to the latest. But a list that's live updating as things happen? That's... not useful to me.

Am I missing something, or does anyone else feel similarly?

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