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Gossip is about other sea creatures only

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[-] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

I would never invite a gang of dolphins into my house, I have kids.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I'm now imagining dolphins on bikes with those pink mawhawk helmets

[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 5 points 1 month ago

Giant squid live deep under water. Housing one as a pet would require a tank half a kilometer tall! Dolphins should have large swimming areas but theirs can be relatively flat. And I could always buy from marineland now they're finally shuttering. So dolphins

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

could always buy from marineland now they're finally shuttering

Which one is closing?

[-] CanadaPlus 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's not really an answer, but I'd be surprised if a giant squid could lift it's tentacles at all without buoyancy to help.

this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2024
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