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[-] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] Buelldozer@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

Could be Hypersonic bald eagles if they put the impersonation system on those new MAKO missiles!

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Ah, the majestic space duck.

[-] ooterness@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago
[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Spotify on the EFD is a nice touch.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

3000? We only have 630 and plans for 2500.

[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago
[-] Buelldozer@lemmy.today 16 points 2 months ago

Why do you think the EW-System can only pretend to be a single bird? They've got a dozen VMs running on each plane!

[-] moon@lemmy.cafe 5 points 2 months ago
[-] Revonult@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

The F-35 is a stealth aircraft with a radar cross section of a large bird. The joke is the F-35 pilot is "selecting" what large bird their cross-section resembles and represents America.

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Should've gone with the Andean Condor for opsec

this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2024
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