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3-Year-Old Vows To Appeal Parents’ Decision To Keep Newborn Baby Brother
(www.theonion.com)
The 3yo has a strong Originalist’s argument, as originally the parents only had 1 child before they made a second. Just gotta file in the Southern District of Florida, and hope to get a Trump judge.
Good ol' boomer humor
Don't let him hold the baby, lol.
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