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3-Year-Old Vows To Appeal Parents’ Decision To Keep Newborn Baby Brother (www.theonion.com)
submitted 2 months ago by schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[-] worldwidewave@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The 3yo has a strong Originalist’s argument, as originally the parents only had 1 child before they made a second. Just gotta file in the Southern District of Florida, and hope to get a Trump judge.

[-] wondrous_strange@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Good ol' boomer humor

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Don't let him hold the baby, lol.

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