The bidet was a very solid choice. As generally privacy oriented as I am, I have no alternative. What about an Alexa + Audible?
microphone and setup windows voice commands
Anything that makes him want to masturbate. Oh, wait… you were trying to cheer him up.
A hacky sack
Dance mat controller for his console/PC
Some sort of food eating helper? Also help them every now and then physically. Not like that. Help them pick up, clean, get groceries for them, etc.
Ooh! A Walmart+ membership for grocery delivery?
A life alert button as a joke
Maybe 1-2 USB foot pedals? There's gotta be at least some games that only really require two buttons (assuming PC), all I can think of is OSU! off the top of my head
osu requires aiming lol, "A Dance Of Fire And Ice" only requires 1 button but a lot of precision.
Anyways, one of these fighter game pads would be better:
But they still might be able to hold a controller depending on how bad it is
A GoFund me page!
If that’s something you want to do and/or help manage for them, make sure to set it up in the one of their name(s) for tax purposes.
Both he and I are well off financially, so no need for a GoFundMe.
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