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[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 106 points 3 months ago

Hands down, I think "My vacation starts tomorrow." is a valid point when considering impactful decisions.

[-] MashedTech@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

That's true, never make impactful decisions in a rush. But I feel like the last panel only works in the current context of escalating code changes

[-] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 3 months ago

Valid, but if it needs to be decided, then there should be something concrete scheduled to do that followup when people are back in.

[-] HStone32@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Why is writing code by hand out of the question?

[-] MashedTech@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago
[-] HStone32@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I'm still curious what the reason is, even if its clown logic.

[-] spacecadet@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Because your dipshit Director, who came from a consulting firm like BCG or McKenzie and who couldn’t manage to throw together a “Hello, world” script in python now believes he is an expert in all tech because he read a medium article by a boot camp grad of some 8 week React course and thinks that giving Palantir Foundry $3 million a year to do basic ETL that was done previously by a couple junior devs is somehow “safer” than “writing custom code”, and by “custom code” I mean utilizing Apache Spark, Polars, and other open source tooling that Palantir Foundry is also utilizing, but charging you 40,000% more to use.

[-] HStone32@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

you ever get the feeling that programming has gotten way too overbloated? that good old fashioned engineering has been buried under miles of industry standards, best practices, enterprise services, business methodologies, and managers trying to justify their paychecks?

feels like a giant bubble way too overdue for a needle.

[-] electricprism@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago
[-] nerdovic@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago

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