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If you're hot, they're hot (August 8, 1908)
(midwest.social)
Weird to think this was written before hamburgers were really a thing
Given that that's Everett True we're talking about, he probably did turn somebody into Hamburger Steak.
A place to appreciate the twentieth century comic character Everett True of "The Outbursts of Everett True." Feel free to check out the sticky.