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[-] foggy@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The first time I consumed alcohol, a man with no arms and no legs drove us to the store to buy us alcohol.

I won't tell any more of that story because that's as good as that story gets.

Edit for the homies: 0 this over 21 years old alcohol buyer/purveyor brought us to a place where me and friends could consume said alcohol. The police showed up.

We all got up and ran...

If you're wondering if anybody had to wear with all to pick up the person without any arms or legs...

We did not. I know I said the story didn't have anything else for telling. But now, I swear, this is the end of what is worth telling.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago
[-] foggy@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

taps bottom of previous post

Haha that and your user name make this great

[-] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

And is prob a better driver than 60% of the idiots on the road too

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

She was born with short legs, not without them.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 0 points 3 weeks ago

Yep, perfect place for an Oxford comma.

[-] kn33@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

It could also be rephrased as "born with short legs and no arms"

this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2024
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