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Shower thought: (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] symcal@lemmy.world 93 points 11 months ago

While we are at it, let's make sure they also run Electron since so many companies use it.

[-] nicoweio@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago

All CPUs are Electron-based, if you think about it.

[-] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

The accenture consultant told the CIO it's top right in the Gartner quadrant... It must be the right solution

Now if you can excuse me, I am invited in the 50th workshop to explain us how they'll fill the excel sheets in the new agile framework they are selling us for the project. Money well spent!

[-] meat_popsicle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

“It’s a magic square. Magic! How could it ever go wrong!”

[-] Ramie@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ugh, your Gartner quadrant gave me flashbacks to past jobs and I just want to die now.

[-] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I see you are not a leader... What a shame /s

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 66 points 11 months ago

blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.

[-] skilltheamps@feddit.de 27 points 11 months ago

I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 11 months ago

I am terrified and aroused

[-] Beanie@programming.dev 4 points 11 months ago

I'm only terrified

[-] starman@programming.dev 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

And AI for arithmetic operations. That's so brilliant. I think we have a great idea for startup.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

Holy shit, this guy is living in the future

[-] eltimablo@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

You're responsible for cleaning up all this vomit I made just now.

[-] blomkalsgratin@aussie.zone 11 points 11 months ago

But is it web scale?

[-] tja@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

For webscale you might want to use mongodb

Edit: oh shit. This is old.

[-] blomkalsgratin@aussie.zone 1 points 11 months ago

Does it require a lot of configuration though? Does it work?

[-] yum13241@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

Speculative haxecution.

[-] UFODivebomb@programming.dev 7 points 11 months ago

You joke but transactional memory in CPUs is a thing ;)

[-] dudewitbow@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

I couldnt even imagine trying to port any non assembly language to circuits in verilog.

[-] hardware26@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 months ago

It is easier to implement ALU, memory and interpreter in Verilog and run the code with that at that point.

[-] nsfw936421@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 11 months ago

This has to be a joke right?

[-] tja@sh.itjust.works 27 points 11 months ago

No, jokes on the internet are illegal because nobody recognizes them as jokes

[-] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 11 months ago

No, clearly a community called programmer_humor is about serious things

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