Speed of Lobsters: redacted memes

You know, back when I was in the Academy, we would follow every toast with a song.

Honestly, that tracks.

Here's the original for anyone curious:

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date;
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature’s changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st;
Nor shall death brag thou wander’st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st:
. . So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
. . So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.