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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon fights for his life (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 100 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Humanity truly is a species built on community and mutual support.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 9 months ago (1 children)

the universal human experience.

explosive diarrhea

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 16 points 9 months ago

explosive diarrhea

The great equalizer.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The Shit Fairy exists.

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lives on the Arabian peninsula apperently

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago

Shit Djinn

[–] IsoSpandy@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why are most people taking enormous shits in greentexts?

[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago

Most greentexts are fake, or as some say... full of shit.

[–] lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

a very similar thing happened to me at a music festival in Mexico