GraniteM

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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

Great opportunity to update a woefully out of date operating system!

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Vermont would also like to sign up.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 120 points 12 hours ago (3 children)
[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

I made the "mistake" of heavily investing in real estate in Fable 3, so when the time came to choose between "Fund the army to defend against the dark lord" or "Bankrupt the orphanage" I just paid for the whole thing out of pocket and broke the moral dilemma. Oops, I guess?

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Hegseth: You there! Jackson! I want plans on how to invade Greenland on my desk by the end of the week!

Johnson: [Looks at filing cabinet full of plans for invading every other country] Oh, yeah, sure thing, sir. Gonna be a few all-nighters, though. Me and the boys are gonna need some pizzas and a few bottles of Mountain Dew and some cinnamon dipperz.

Hegseth: No problem! Just take it out of the Preventing Kids From Being Thrown Into The Orphan Crushing Machine fund! You're a good man Jackson!

Johnson: Sir, yes sir.

Hegseth: [takes enormous swig out of family-sized plastic bottle of bourbon]

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 31 points 19 hours ago

The youngest Medal of Honor recipient is William "Willie" Johnson, an 11 year old drummer from Vermont.

It was between June 25 and July 1, 1862 — dates known as the Seven Days Battles — that Willie earned his medal. These battles were part of Union Army Gen. George B. McClellan’s Peninsula Campaign, in which McClellan’s Army of the Potomac had tried to invade the Richmond, Virginia, area. But Confederate States Army Gen. Robert E. Lee’s troops drove them back, forcing the Union Army down the Virginia peninsula.

As the Union soldiers fled, many of them dropped their weapons and other equipment to lighten their loads as they retreated. This included the musicians.

When the troops finally got to safety, Willie was the only drummer in his division to get back with his drum in tow. As the men regrouped, Willie was recognized for that and was asked to play his drum for the whole division.

When President Abraham Lincoln heard about Willie’s bravery, he recommended the boy for the Medal of Honor, which had been created around the time of the Seven Days Battles.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago

Harrison Ford after he went on a special diet and exercise regimen he get in better shape for Temple of Doom:

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Tyrannosaurus rex from Jurassic Park because first of all, I'm actually pretty sure I'd be fine so long as I can get in my car and drive away at a reasonable pace. Secondly, just think of the absolutely incredible collateral damage. Even if I get killed, it would be one of the most talked-about and confusing incidents in American history for the rest of time.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Someday I'd like to replicate Eratosthenes' experiment with a long north-south road trip, but I never remember to make the measurements.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

We do this at a used book store. It's books that we don't think we can sell inside for whatever reason, and we put them on shelves outside. There's a big awning so they don't really get rained on unless it's raining sideways. We sell them for a dime or a quarter, and there's a slot for overnight drops in case people want to get books at night. Every morning there's at least a couple of bucks from the previous day/night.

We donate the proceeds to public radio, and over the years we've donated over $100,000.

 
 
 

Second package for comparison

 

Apologies if this breaks any rules about promotion, but Limited Run Games is a pretty cool outfit, and this is some pretty awesome merch.

 

Flat soda, with God's own caffeine giving you those organic jitters.

 

No bourbon or anything, just spicy ginger ale and sour cherry.

Brands blacked out so as to not be promoting products.

 
 
 
 

A quick search suggests that the average American uses about 1.3 pounds of honey per year. If I'm 40 years old, and guess that I might live to be 80, that's only 52 pounds of honey, which I could easily buy in bulk. Honey doesn't expire, and even assuming the price doesn't skyrocket from bee die-offs, inflation alone will make the price go up over time.

Does it make sense to buy all the rest of the honey I'll ever need for the rest of my life, right now?

 

Try Wudbeiser, the best-selling beer on the moon!

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The future, a place where all of us will live! New technologies will continue to improve life for all, as we master the atom, the electroradio wave, and the magnetic storage tape! And wherever we go on Earth, OR BEYOND, we will bring the marvels of capitalism, and the wondrous products it provides!

Capture the golden age of advertising and the atomic age. The technology of the fifties and sixties, extrapolated into the future, and used to sell you something you may or may not need.

Good luck, and most importantly, have fun!

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